This morning, I achieved the physically impossible:
I put $30.00 of gasoline into a Chevy Cavalier.
While filling up, I commiserated with the guy at the next pump.
“Yeah, I know what you mean. They made me pre-pay to gas up my scooter, and it only took $0.61 to fill the tank.”
My mileage has diminished even more with him and his scooter plastered to my grill and hood, but somehow I really don’t mind. I think it’s worth it.