No, despite numerous pleas and fervent wishes, I have NOT vanished from the face of the earth. Due technical issues not within my control (yet still my own dang fault), I’ve been without net access for a couple days. When I return from vacation (Tuesday afternoon), I should have at least a couple good postings up here, including at least one moderately incriminating and potentially scandalous photo from my vacation and a new contest.
Yes, I miss you folks, too. Even some of the trolls. (Them, just not that much.)
J.
(Way, WAY overstuffed on outstanding Italian food right now)


Some of us were on a silent hunger strike to protest your absence.
Oops, today is the fourth.
Game over.
Jay who?
You won’t miss the trolls as much if you use your sights & take your time instead of spraying fire all around. Remember the BRASS system: Breathe, Relax, Aim, Sight, Squeeze.
Hey Jay, I’ve noticed that page loads are much faster since you’’ve been gone.
I don’t think you ever told us where you are though.
Where are you? Not Baltimore again, I hope.
Italian food?
Incriminating photos?
Keep your eyes peeled for that news story of a man “getting a little too close” to the Pope!
Who do you think he misses most of all?
I think he misses minnie most of all.