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Following a secret meeting with a long haired man sporting a goatee an sandals, a visibly shaken Howard Dean announces that he’s changing parties, now opposes abortion, supports school prayer and vouchers, and is stepping down as DNC Chairman.
Dean works on his image in preparation for the on-going fight for public access to his gubernatorial records which goes before the Vermont’s high court next week.
2 Corinthians 11:14
Dean:
” If I ever lie about president Bush may a rng of fire shoot from my ass”
“yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
Once again, the dangers of nuclear (nucular) power are underestimated as two brain cells collide.
Howard Dean – Patron Saint of Assholes
Howard Dean – “I told them God wanted the bike path.”
I think we need to lower the intensity on the halo to go with “this look” of piety. After all, the picture is suppose to be about ME.
“G–damn conservatives and those G–damn Christian yahoos think they have the monopoly on bein’ all G–damn righteous ‘n shit? This’ll show ’em! Somone get me some of that ‘Jesus Juice’ I’ve been hearing about in the news to go with this G–damn halo!”
I’ve heard of playing “Halo” but this is ridiculous.
“Hey, swing voters! I’ve got values! Moral, uh, whatchamacallits. Jesus! Church! I love babies! And poor people! And, um, doing what’s right!
…
Ethics! Values! Virtue! The bible, and, uh, scripture!
…
Values? Jesus? God? God God God Jesus!
…
Ah, Christ.”
Barney Rubble has a bright idea.
The Dem’s “Nuclear Option”
Now, let’s see……I’ve got my Rebel flag sticker on the pickup truck, I’ve got my plastic Jesus on the dashboard…….ummm, I’ve got my day-glo halo charged up……yep, that’s it….DNC roadtrip to South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Utah, Nevada, Arizona, Arkansas, North Carolina …. Yeaaarrrgghhhh!!!!!
Even though he fought like mad to be elected President of the DNC, Howard Dean’s real ambitions were somewhat loftier…
“Hey guys, look at this! Hillary ain’t got NUTHIN on me!”
“Did somebody say Scooby snack?”
Howard Dean: “Goatse Man” of a New Generation.
“Hello, I’m Howard Dean, and I just thought I’d pull my head out of You-Know-Where to say — man, I shoulda used Preparation-H!”
Howard Dean:“Lets put a nation wide tax on toilet paper. We can’t let the Dems down there in Florida have all of the fun.”
“…I don’t care if the Bible says that Satan can disguise himself as an angel of light. I am not Satan. I mean, it is a battle between good and evil, and I am on the good side. See just look up…past the 666 tatooed on my forehead.”
“George Bailey, do ya hear those bells? That means I’m about to get my angel wings, too!”
“And when a liberal is finally elected to President I get my wings!”
or
“See, we are good, they are evil. The halo proves it!”
Every time a bell rings, a moonbat gets his wings.
Maybe this’ll help get votes from those religious nuts with confederate flags on their pickup trucks.
Bastards.
__________________________
Close Encounters of the Yeeeeargggghh kind
__________________________
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. It’s been…ahhhh…a lo-o-o-ong time since my last confession. Let’s see, where do I start? Do you have a Snickers, ’cause, heh-heh, this is gonna take a while!
Say it with me: n-u-c-u-l-a-r
With his halo of fire and brimstone, Dean covers all the bases… just like any good Democrat.
“After the I have a scream speech, I had electroshock treatment which left me with a very lovely halo.”
“I told you I talked to the gzoomies, and all you did was laugh. Well look damnit the’re back, and over 3000 of them voted in Washington…who’s got the last laugh now?”
“Dude, where’s my wings?”
“As I said during the campaign, I know a lot about the Bible. Job is my favorite New Testament book.”
Howard Dean, whose party supports murder, sexual abuse of interns, lying about adultery, growing human embryos for spare parts, euthanasia, and appeasement of totalitarian thugs, calls the Republican Party “evil”.
(apologies to Ann Coulter)
Yes, I know that God is Love. But I know better than God… I hate Republicans and all they stand for.
It is the descent of the false light.
Howard Dean doesn’t know it.
I’ve had UFOs following me around ever since the VRWC decided I was a threat that must be eliminated.
Howard Dean’s mind finally snapped after one scream too many and detonated in a spectacular mushroom.
Or…
“So THAT’S where Hussien’s WMDs went!”
Circle gets the square pants.
pull my finger
“No – unlike Jean-Fraude Kerry I did not get my hat from some imaginary CIA dude in ‘Nam……”
Just ’cause the light’s on doesn’t mean anyone’s home…
From the glow of a nuked democrat party, Howard Dean reflects on his legacy.
“Y’know, it pains me to have to do something as obvious as this, but you morons aren’t going to get it any other way: we’re the good guys, and the Republicans are evil. Have you got that through your stupid goddamn heads yet?”
The last thing you see (before political irrelevance) is the ring…
Vatican City – March 12, 2125: Howard Dean, a prominent political figure of the early 21st century, canonized this weekend as Saint Howard, patron saint of Moonbats.
Okay, guys. If you’re sure the halo is working, can we get to work on that stigmata thing?
“I’m king of the world!!!!
YEEEEARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!”
Kevin’s attempt to capture HD’s aura shows that it even doesn’t want to be associated with him.
“Yes, Lord. If you really want me to build the bike path, I will build it.”