Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

Last weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ languished without a winner, a situation that was entirely my fault. With Condi’s fashion sense in the news today it’s a perfect opportunity to finally publish the winning entries for this picture:

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice pauses during a program celebrating African American History month at the State Department on Friday, Feb. 18, 2005 in Washington. Rice is the first African American woman to hold the title of Secretary of State. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

1) (Kathleen) – “You think the DNC could get this many people of intelligence into a single room?

2) (Rodney Dill) – “Not shown in Picture: Ted Kennedy choking on a dinner roll.

3) (Jay Tea) – “…and as of this moment, ANYONE who uses the phrase ‘like white on Rice’ will face SEVERE legal penalties.

Honorable Mention

4) (Hesa Indepodium) – “GEORGE! Stop that! I’m trying to give a speech!

5) (Fustian) – “Condi shares a stage with all of the black Clinton cabinet members.

6) (D. Carter) – “Howard Dean is vanquished by the ‘kitchen help.’

Until 10 minutes from now…

Weekend Caption Contest™
The triumph of the empty suits


  1. Literally Retarded February 25, 2005
  2. Salt Lick February 25, 2005
  3. hobgoblin February 25, 2005
  4. OneDrummer February 25, 2005
  5. Schwerv February 25, 2005
  6. mantis February 25, 2005
  7. Paul February 25, 2005
  8. Chris W. February 25, 2005
  9. Rodney Dill February 25, 2005
  10. John S February 25, 2005
  11. Kathleen February 25, 2005