Comparative theology in everyday life

As I’ve said before, I consider myself a “born-again agnostic,” despite being raised Methodist. I’ve also been fascinated by Judaism, but never enough to more than casually consider converting. (Between my devotion to my agnosticism and the whole “ritual shedding of blood” from parts I really don’t want anywhere near knives, that was never much of a possibility.) But I’ve always been interested in topics such as Biblical archeology and the origins of certain religious rituals and traditions.

One book I desperately need to find another copy of is Richard Ben Sapir’s “The Body.” In it, a Palestinian shopkeeper digging a basement for his shop uncovers what might be the tomb of Jesus — complete with skeleton. The Israelis do the smartest thing they can do — they seal the site, call up the Vatican and dump the whole mess in their lap.

During the course of the book, the priest sent to investigate works with an Israeli archeologist. During the course of their conversations, the story of Jesus chasing the moneychangers out of the Temple come up, and the archeologist explains just what the heck they were doing there in the first place — a question I had wondered about.

She explains it in simple, non-theological terms, instead citing history, geography, politics, and economics. Look at a map — Israel sits at the crossroads of three continents and, at the time, three great civilizations. Anyone who has ever travelled abroad will agree — it’s important to exchange your money for the local currency before you arrive there. And the Tempole was a easily-found landmark, not sacred to most travellers, and run by probably the least evangelical people on earth — setting foot in the Temple to change money wasn’t a threat to anyone’s religious status. That, plus it was easy money for the Temple, to help them continue their good works.

Two more examples come from an ex-girlfriend, who was Jewish. We were watching “Excalibur” when she turned to me. “I’ve wanted to know this for years. What the hell is the ‘Holy Grail,’ anyway?”

I explained that it is the cup used at the Last Supper. I was halfway through my explanation when she excitedly interrupted me. “Oh, it’s a Kiddush cup!”

That started the whole explanation about why Easter is so near Passover, and the rest. The Last Supper was a Passover dinner, or Seder, but Jesus rewrote the traditional services for his own purposes. But one of the traditions of the Seder is the Kiddush cup — during the meal, a single, special cup is filled with wine and set aside for the Prophet Elijah, who has a standing invitation to attend any Seder he wishes. At the conclusion of the meal, if Elijah doesn’t show, all the attendees of the Seder drink a sip of the wine in his honor, with the patriarch (or, in my ex’s case, the matriarch) finishing the cup. Jesus’ taking of the cup symbolizes that he was the leader of the Seder, and the passing of the cup wasn’t anything new to his disciples — he just added the Transfiguration element.

Finally, one night my ex was in high dudgeon over the latest news from the pedophile priest scandals, and went off on a rant against the Catholics. This time, she hit upon the whole “no meat on Friday” bit. “Do you know why they did that?”

“Um… no… remember, I was raised Methodist?”

That didn’t slow her down in the least. “They did it to piss off the Jews.”

“Huh?”

She explained patiently. “The Jewish Sabbath starts at sunset on Friday night, and the Sabbath dinner is the most important meal of the week. For a lot of poorer Jews, that meant that Friday night was the only night of the week they would have meat — they couldn’t afford it more often. The Catholics figured that if the Jews ate meat on Fridays, then they’d make a big point out of NOT eating meat on Fridays, to show just how un-Jewish they were.”

I don’t know if that is the real story behind it, but it certainly seems plausible to me.

J.

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