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The “Hillary 2008” campaign staff works the crowd as the soon to be candidate reveals her new stance on abortion.
Nancy Pelosi, back left , Denise Rich, center and Hillary Clinton, back right, all participate in the Democrat annual “A Pox on Your House Geoge Bush” ritual.
After slapping his mother in front of a marine, Achmed’s first realization that the 72 virgins were not what he hoped for
After a few drinks, Maureen Dowd finds almost any occupant of an adjacent bar stool attractive. Sadly for her, this is rarely reciprocated…
Today, Congressional Democrats unveiled their new campaign to undermine pending Social Security reform. Entitled “Over Your Dead Bodies”, it is designed scare the living shit out of senior citizens and, if successful, should result in a 70% reduction in the number of eligible Social Security recipients, thus making the current program financially stable until 2099.
(C’mon Kevin – this image is just DYING to be Photoshopped!)
NOW and NARAL members, inspired by scenes from the State of the Union speech, dress up as Iraqi women in hopes that they, too, can get hugged.
With hypnotic repetition of “Howard Dean can save the party,” Deaniacs reveal their strategy for winning the DNC Chair election.
The Left’s new plan to win over voters:
“Your eyes are getting heavy…Republicans are evil…the religious right must be destroyed…American imperialism must be stopped…George Bush is a Nazi…I am going to count to three; you will wake up refreshed and ready to vote for Democrats, 1…2…3”
Nancy “Liar-Liar pants of fire” Pelosi, Babs “U wanna Piece of Me” Boxer and Harry “He aint no sKerry” Reid lead top Democrats in brain storming session on why to conquer Red Staters.
On the 60th anniversary of the liberation of the Auschwitz death camp, German Gypsies return from the dead, vote in U.S. elections.
Nancy “Liar-Liar pants of fire” Pelosi, Babs “U wanna Piece of Me” Boxer and Harry “He aint no sKerry” Reid lead top Democrats in brain storming session on ways to conquer Red Staters.
(sorry typo!)
New England Patriots fans from Salem, Massachusetts get ready to greet the Philadelphia Eagles in Sunday’s Super Bowl.
After years of getting inspiration for her New York Times columns from copious ingestion of peyote buttons, Maureen Dowd realized with growing horror that her long-time and trusted dealer hooked her up with what the Times’ delivery boys would call “some really bad shit.”
Wonkette enjoys celebrating carnival in Germany, wearing her normal work clothes after a hard day’s work blogging….
Hogwarts on acid…film at eleven!
Gradually, Ms Garofalo began to suspect that that kidder Owsley had slipped more than ginseng into her latte back in the MSNBC green room.
James: “No Bill, I can’t say that’s ever happened to me. I’ve never had a dream where I’m fixin to score with three hot chicks, much less woken up just before we “seal the deal”. Now if you don’t quit callin me at home on the weekends I ain’t never gonna help Hillary get elected in 2008.”
Sadly, bloggers are counting on Barney Frank, seen here with friends, to come forward and clarify Eason Jordan’s performance at Davos.
The Dixie Chicks adopt drastic measures to revive their flagging careers.
Dang, all these years I’ve been praying all my ex-girlfriends would never get together in one place. Thanks a lot, God.
The anti-war trio with a new sound and matured look release their new CD – “The Dixi Chix Experience – Have You Ever Been Experienced?”
I posted it anyways – on review of the previous posts I saw Laurence Simon also with the Dixie Chicks theme.
Flaccid comes to mind Laurence….
At long last, CBS reveals the examiners that authenticated the Killian documents.
Rumsfeld tips the latest twist in Iraqi special forces.
I’ll get you my little pretty…. how DARE you steal my Instalanche…..
The democrats reveal their methods for getting people to vote for them…shoot, it sure as Hell ain’t their ideas
Bill suddenly awoke screaming, Dear God I wanted an orgy but not with Helen Thomas, Nanci Pelosi and Maureen Dowd… I wanted the best the democrats could offer..
ps. check out the all new Cartoon contest on my new blog!
Ladies and gentlemen……… The Boxer Sisters!
Blogger groupies descend on the Heritage Foundation’s Panel discussion, searching for their target, Kevin Aylward
This is the final image registered by Janeane Garafalo’s eyeballs shortly just before her brain was forcibly removed from her skull. On the upside, Howard Dean looks really good in drag, doesn’t he?
The George Washington University Shakespeare Theatre proudly presents Senators Boxer and Clinton and Representative Pelosi as The Three Witches in Condoleeza Rice’s production of MacBeth!
I am home, take me drunk
Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi and Jeneane Garfolo try to conjur up the spirit of Tip O’Neill to resuce the party from the Clintons and Dean.
Hillary Clinton, Barbara Boxer, and Nancy Pelosi prepare for the Democratic response to the President’s State Of the Union address.
Boo!
Vodkapundit live blogs the NOW convention.
Wait a minute; Mardi Gras Beer Goggles are supposed to make women look GOOD!
“Kenneth. . . Kenneth . . . What is the Frequency?”
“Quick where’s Michael Moore, this is obviously Dubya’s fault.”
Martha Stewart is awakened from a deep sleep to the discovery that life is one big party. But, in prison its not her party.
That’s the last time I mix radish juice and carrot juice before bed!
Just as suspected the trolls that frequent Wizbang are more Lude than Luddite.
Nia Vardalos, of My Big Fat Greek Wedding fame, has a new TV sitcom with Joan Baez and the deceased Bonnie Lee Bakely. The story is a Weird West Wing Thing about Karen Hughes, Mary Matalin and Katherine Harris.
We Baathists voted THIS many times!
1) Air America’s Janeane Garafolo’s worst nightmare-female Iraqi voters… no wait, that is just the Garafolo fan club meeting and Janeane decided to show up. (She’s on the left).
2) Who let the dogs out?
3) Washington State voters reminding the world that they could vote under the Chicago rules (early and often) because they didn’t have any ink on their fingers.
4) In a drug addled stupor, Bill began to worry that Hillary was starting to look good.
5) Desperate Housewives: Wiccan Edition
“I’m never drinking again” Harry Potter
DON’T TAKE THE BROWN ACID!
Cher, Nancy Pelosi and Barbara Boxer as seen through the “what they really look like” lens, just before they managed to grab the “what they really look like” camera and rip it all to shreds with the world’s most metallic sets of real acrylic nails.
Hello, I’m Nancy Pelosi and this is the Democratic Responce. oooooooooh!!!!
Michael Moore’s last three girlfriends…