Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was, as usual, filled with excelllent captions. Here are the winning entries for this picture:

Iraqi citizen Satar Alkutayfi (top) of South Dakota looks over the Iraqi election ballot with election worker Karim Khan in Rosemont, Illinois. Iraqi citizens in the US were among the first to cast their votes in Iraq's first democratic election in 50 years(AFP/Jeff Haynes)

1) (Robin Goodfellow) – “Crap, this is so complicated, and if I don’t get it right P. Diddy is going to kill me!

2) (Rodney Dill) – “Hmmm, … lamb Shwarma … lamb kabob … lamb … you got anything on the menu without lamb?

3) (jmaster) – “You mark it here if you want to vote for, uh, how do you say this ‘powwoynw,’ er, ah, ‘powwoynw’, mmm… Oops! I had it upside down!

Honorable Mention

4) (player of blues) – “Im sorry Mr. Aju-Bin-Hajimaliradbasqat, but everyone in THIS column has already been assasinated.

5) (Eric) – “This is so complicated… I know C, C, C, C,…

6) (RR) – “This was so much easier when my choices were ‘Saddam’ or ‘kill my family.’

Dishonorable Mention

(OneDrummer) – “Say, will counting the ballots and declaring a winner take as long as that Aylward chap takes to post the Weekend Caption Contest winners?

Until next Friday…

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  1. Beth January 31, 2005
  2. Rodney Dill January 31, 2005
  3. McGehee January 31, 2005
  4. Henry January 31, 2005
  5. OneDrummer January 31, 2005
  6. jmaster January 31, 2005
  7. John Ess January 31, 2005