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Looks like it’s a pick’em on who wears the pants in that family.
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Former diplomat Joe Wilson and his wife, former CIA agent Valerie Plame, attend the East Coast premiere of the movie ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ in Washington May 17, 2006. Not seen in this photo is the Karl Rove henchman who, at gunpoint, forces the Wilsons to appear at high profile events.
Circa 2027: Kevin Federline and Britney Spears open for Wayne Newton at the “Sands.”
Joe: “Well, Val. At least our lawsuit will vindicate Jason Leopold – Rove will finally be indicted.”
“Yes folks, today I have sued that sharpshooter and President of Vice.”
“The Spy Who Came out with the Clod”
Progressive Royalty: Marie Antoinette and her Consort, Nigereon Bonaparte.
Which one has the “trophy” spouse?
Joe Wilson looks forward to his monthly “15 minutes of Plame.”
Having penetrated security at the White House, Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame, go for an evening stroll on the South Lawn; hoping to find Dick Cheney, with a shotgun in hand.
“My name is #2 and this is my Italian Confidential Secretary, Allotta Fagina….”
“Millionaires coming through, get out of our way, millionaires coming through.”
Two former turd merchants assume the roles of Maxwell Fart and Agent 69 for their new Hollywood premiere.
Try to look more covert, darling!
Walk toward the light.
“Joseph, look over there, why are all of our friends pointing and laughing?”
We come from the land down under!
“You know, Joe, I really miss that tingly sensation I used to get when I wore my secret decoder bra.”
“It’s obvious why they ratted me out, isn’t it?
Sex! Cheney looks like an eagle on crystal meth and Rove is ‘Baby Huey’s’ twin. Bang those two?
Not even with Barbara Bush’s ‘hey-nannie.'”
Desperate for cash, Joe decides to act as Valerie’s Pimp. Unfortunately, the only takers were Janet Reno & Rosie O’Donnell