This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ produced a variety of interesting entries. In choosing winners I went with those who followed the caption road less traveled, so to speak. Due to a weekend emergency, discussed ad nauseum here and elsewhere, I was unable to get this posted until now.
Here are the winning captions for following photo:

1) (Rodney Dill) – “The Vagina Travelogues“
2) (spacemonkey) – “Moments later the prototype v-car was front-ended by the oscar mayer weiner mobile, repeatedly.“
3) (Eric) – “Chelsea Clinton: Maybe this will finally get daddy’s attention.“
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Honorable Mention
4) (Uncle Mikey) – “Keoki Masahashi, come on down! You’re the next contestant on Elephant Diarrhea Roulette!“
5) (Amicus Curiae) – “The royal penis is clean your highness!“
6) (J.P.) – “Not pictured: the lion and the wardrobe.“
Until next Friday…
Thank you, thank you.
To quote A Chirstmas Story
It’s a major award!
(Which should’ve been a caption entry as well)
Rodney, do I get a percentage of the prize? I knew I should’ve copyrighted that train of thought…. Congrats!
Actually, I laughed harder at Doris and the Elephant Diarrhea…..
I laughed at that too.
And I sort of like Spacemonkey’s, I hadn’t really seen it until the winners were posted.
OneDrummer, you can have 10% of what I won, nyuck, nyuck.