Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was our first chance to caption Sarah Palin and you did not disappoint. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Republican vice presidential nominee Alaska Governor Sarah Palin blows a kiss to her baby during her speech at the 2008 Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minnesota September 3, 2008. (Mike Segar/Reuters)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Baron Von Ottomatic) – “Our Breck girl is way better than their Breck girl!

2) (guido) – “Joe Biden had a nightmare last night that Sarah Palin ripped his balls off at their debate and then held them up for the whole world to see. Except that nobody could see them because, like I said, they were Joe Biden’s balls.

3) (fustian) – “When your lefty friends ask you ‘but what if McCain dies suddenly’, reply: ‘Don’t tease me like that…’

4) (Lindy R. Dole) – “Obambi vs. Palinzilla

5) (Rodney Dill) – “I’m not flirting silly… I’m reloading.

6) (Rick13) – “I … drink … your … milkshake. I drink it up!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to SarahConnor2’s entry which had one word too many, though everyone seemed to get the point:

(SarahConnor2) – “Sarah Palin shows holds up Obama’s executive experience for the crowd to see.

That’s it for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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