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“I don’t know about you, but porta-potties are getting too complicated!”
Hillary Clinton introduces the latest in liberal fashion; the Tinfoil Suit.
Wonkette fashions the next generation of Moonbat Gear
This is the jet pack they promised me???
After falling from a horse and being paralyzed, Yoko Ono tries out her new wheelchair.
Hillary Clinton arrives driving her new 2008 election vehicle.
Hillary Clinton stars in Disney’s Willy Wonka on Ice.
That’s nothing…you should see the horse that used that stirrup…
Laura Bush unveils her Second Inaugural dress.
Janeane Garofalo unveils her new Vagina Sedgeway scotter….
Ushi Nakagawa – aka the human sperm – prepares for launch in the latest version of Woody Allen’s mythical “Orgasmitron.”
Teresa Heinz-Kerry, shown in her new stage dress, stars in the new off-broadway hit Logan’s Run Meets The Vaginal Monologues…..
Just released: the fully portable John Kerry impersonation kit!
The winner of The Rebel Billionaire rolls out in Virgin’s newest form of transportation and declares she will “roll around the World” in a fortnight.
And you thought John Kerry’s bunny suit was funny-looking!
With his passing, the evidence starts to leak out: Secret Proof that Christopher Reeves was gay.
Ruth Buzzi. The later years.
The latest fashion trend for break-through bloggers: It’s pajamas, It’s a toilet, It’s both! (Shown here in the lefty foil version, also available in genuine deerskin for the right-of-center set.)
Steven Hawking shows off his new wheelchair, a gift from Elton John.
Tim McNabb
fivehundredwords.com
> And you thought the outside of the Clinton Library looked trashy.
>Mrs. Snow Miser is in hot pursuit of some icicle.
> Still, some environmental activists found the Prius too bulky and inefficient, leading Toyota to introduce the miniscule, underdeveloped Preemus.
Where’s the mothership? Did it leave me behind AGAIN?!
Hey, it’s just Theresa Heinz-Kerry in her latest tractor, down on the farm in Pennsylvania. She has hubby in the trunk. Which is under her seat. Hillary chose the color scheme. Which is in honor of the Presidential Library’s Adult Wing. Thus, the knee pads.
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Arrhggghhh, that was awful! I admit it, terrible, awful, bad.
It’s the Giant Rock Cocaine Chair!
Keoki Masahashi, come on down! You’re the next contestant on Elephant Diarrhea Roulette!
Behold! The Fruits of Embryonic Stem Cell Research!
– Ok you wookies …. Wheres that stud muffin Jubba the Hutt hiding….I know he’s around here somewhere….(cortesy of Electric Vagina Weekly)
“We will unleash Monster Zero upon your pathetic planet unless you pay us…. ONE MILLION DOLLARS!”
Although millions of dollars had been spent on marketing studies that proved conclusively that 69% percent of males over the age of 18 would seriously consider buying a Singular Transportation Device (STD) shaped like a giant vagina, once Motor Trend Magazine coined the phrase Motor City Muff Driver sales projections plummeted. In the end the services of Mary Cheney had to be obtained to model the vehicle at the 2006 Detroit Auto Show and the CRVX 3000 turned out to be an abysmal failure.
Eventually the woman, whose name was eventually found to be Doris, from a Jerry Seinfeld episode, landed one more entertainment gig that she seemed singularly suited for.
The Vagina Travelogues
“Wow, these winterfresh mints really ARE cool!!”
An early sneak peek of Captain Christopher “Kris” Pike, in fabulous full costume, on the set of the long awaited Star Trek: The Rainbow Generation.
Wonkette unveils the 2005 MoonBat-Mobile.
Depressed liberals can finally get their spirits lifted up by entering a virtual world in which John Kerry has been elected President of the United States.
EQ’s answer to catassing
Think that sucks? This sucks worse.
Anna Nicole Smith’s third appearance at an awards ceremony in a month is finally a success at Kim Jong Il’s first annual Commy Awards.
Michael Jackson reports to prison in-processing at San Quentin.
Laura Bush unveils her Second Inaugural dress.
“Hi,my name is Norbu Kai Schitz,I just swallowed an IPod and the good folks at Reynolds Aluminum took this picture!”
The French Government today unveiled their prototype lunar rover. Though problems still remain, and France currently has no lunar exploration program, the announcement was hailed as a brilliant move to counter-balance the gauche functionalism of past American and Russian products, positioning the French fashion industry to capitalize on the need for a cultured aesthetic in the 21st century space market.
Hillary Clinton reenacts the moment she became born again.
Michelle Malkin displays the new border patrol lunar rover designed to stop illegal Martians.
“Chinese lady trying to fight the decepticons.”
“Go Autobots!”
Living up to her reputation as the ultimate cunt,Hillary clinton attends a lesbian Halloween party dressed as a ‘frozen mobile vagina,complete with feathered clitoris.
This just in…the Tin Man’s wife is seeking a stay of execution from the governor…
…And since it’s electric, you can register it as a motorcycle in California.
After much consternation, Democrats finally reveal the new chairman of the DNC…
Get it? chair-man?
“…and in 2148 the Democrats finally admitted their policies alienated the country and returned to the Oval office. Shown here is standard Presidential Aid uniform, complete with nanotech enhanced kneepads…”
Whatever happend to those Segway things?
Jason