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“Kiss”? I am confused, Captain. What is this thing you call “kiss”?
“What? There’s something on my shoe?”
Like all remakes, the new The Day The Earth Stood Still sucked, especially the politically correct changing of Gort to a woman of color in an electric car
Caption: The astronaut, Ms. Nakagawa, as she exits the newly returned spacecraft from Mars; scientists are considering a two-week decontamination regime but have yet to determine where Ms. Nakagawa ends and the contaminants from Mars begin; further tests are planned.
Yoko Ono in “Paraplegic Snow Fairies On Ice”
Things go horribly wrong at Toyota when the Special Assistant to the CEO mistranslates instructions to, “Get me an IPOD.”
“The royal penis is clean your highness!”
John Kerry’s third wife readies for 2008 Presedential race.
iNSCRuTaBLe SYMBiAN CoNTRoL CHaiR
to be featured in the upcoming
ReVeNGe oF MeCHaGoDZiLLa 2005
I guess I just don’t understand French automobiles.
– Ms Libby Moonbat makes her public debute as the first woman born with her overies and vagina on the outside of her body……(curtesy of Medical Marvels Annual)
WOW, they were right the new diet pill really works not only am i lighter i can sit in the palm of the hand of this new air diet-namic vehicle of the future.
OK, many previous entries embolden me to attempt this: “Can you dig it? It’s like a sex machine!?…”
Sneak peak of the final “The Apprentice” episode where candidates are faced with creating a new car for Toyota Motors.
“Take me to your peter…uh…leader.”
I’m sure to impress Burt Rutan by driving THIS!!!
Monica on her way to Little Rock for permanent display in the Adult wing of the Presidential Library
June Jetson arrives in her new top-o-the-line Chevrolet “Stooly”.
Show me your peter. I’ll see your leader later.
Finally! Someone invented something that looks dumber than a Segway.
Jane Fonda AKA Barbarella tries out her new
wheelchair.
…Known only as “Toyo”,the former Blanket Jackson is seen returning to Neverland for the 2022 holidays.
Desperate to counter the idea that a car is a phallic symbol, Toyota unveils the “Rolling Yoni,” billed as the first “womb with a view.”
J.
“Shojiro, do you have that list of names for the new concept model we’ve been working on?”
(reading list) “4Player… CervMatrix… Hymenlander… Vulvo…”
Shojiro, it’s been a very long time since you got laid, hasn’t it?”
J.
Paula Zahn’s make-up chair.
“I said ‘Gay Marriage’ not ‘Gay Carriage!'”
Takeshita, Inc. (OTCBB: GONOW) today unveiled its newest concept design, the Freeway Bidet, a new personal highway convenience for those who have to go while on the go.
Edna decides to project herself far into the future to see who won the Weekend Caption Contest™ – Bush Edition from October 29, 2004.
In the tradition of the Hummer H2, which is twice as big and ugly and feature-cluttered as the H1, the makers of the Segway introduce the Segway S2.
New in 2015: The Oldsmobile Orgasmatron!
Not pictured: the lion and the wardrobe.
And the world is asking: what kind of poison could have done this to Viktor Yushchenko?
Kevin gets lazy and steals a pic from Sondra K’s Haute Couture WTF.
You mean I’m too overdressed to be the next Bond girl?
Is it any wonder that we can’t control Medicaid spending?
Chelsea Clinton: “Maybe this will finally get daddy’s attention.”
….Sorry to interupt you my Queen….Theres a giant Dildo on wheels outside the front gates….The UPS guy says you ordered it from “Uncle Bob’s Adult toy world”….Should I let him in?……
At last week’s Super-hero bash, Cold Hearted Bitch allowed all a first look upon her new Vagina-mobile.
Has knee-pads because the face is the only accessible part.
A vision of the future rejeced as too weird.
New from RONCO! The P.E.S.T.mobile! This high-tech vehicle enables you to maneuver through life without ever having to come into physical contact with Bush supporters. Order now, and get this special TV bonus: “Shades-o-Blue”! Unique, partisan eyewear that forever preserves the illusion of a Kerry victory.
You’d expect to pay over $1000 for this product at DNC headquarters, your local union hall, or at the CBS gift shop, but we’re making it available at the amazingly low price of $19.95!! Oder now!! Operators are standing by.
Attributing John Kerry’s loss to its inability to mobilize its base, the Democratic Party fires the donkey and adopts the moonbat as its new mascot.
FCC approved Barbarella cut.
“In the future, women will be genetically engineered with knee pads to make kitchen floor scrubbing that much easier.”
Studio execs were far from convinced that Oliver Stone’s pitch to combine the story of partial birth abortion and the Sonja Henje Story would play well in Jesusland…….
The security patrol at the Ellen DeGeneres estate has recently been equipped with the latest Ichifani Quick Response 69 scooter.
A night of frivolity turned anxious and then ugly for John Kerry … wife Teresa (pictured here in this newl-released photo) modeled her inaugural dress at Kerry’s headquarters in Massachusetts shortly after receiving the first batch of exit polls.
John Kerry eat your heart out
This is much better than that sperm suit.
Moments later the prototype v-car was front-ended by the oscar mayer weiner mobile, repeatedly.
It was probably at this particular point that Annette Bening realised her mistake in consenting to a cameo role in “Austin Powers IV – A View To A Clit”.