It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Scenes from a More Just Universe: “If you’ll just pull up around in front, ma’am, I’ll load these in your car for you. And thank you for shopping at Barry’s Pumpkin Patch.”
“I’d be gay I’ be gentle and awful sentimental, regarding love and art, I’d be friends with the sparrow and the boy who shoots the arrow, if I only had a brain”
bait and switch
Just like his handling of the economy, Obama appears oblivious as he approaches the edge.
Obama search’s fruitlessly for the lynch pin to re-selection.
Uh-oh – you said “lynch.”
RAAAAAACIIISSST!!!!!!1!
Cause Jebediah wants one for some humble pie
Hmmm… used the bus trip to attend a Federal Job training Program, eh? He’s got to be ready for a new job in 2013
First time he’s been out in front of an issue in three years.
“Now all I need is a Jack-O-Prompter and I’m all set.”
“for Trick or Treat I’m goin’ as the mummy, ObamHoTep.”
AP report “and President Obama killed 3 pumpkins today, thereby reducing the chance of terrorist threats and making the US safer for democracry.”
In keeping with the tradition of ATMs doing jobs instead of people,
President Obama noted that the pumpkin carriers union had been decimated by
the invention of wagons and the govt had to pay for retraining them into
other fields.
President Obama, doing jobs other Americans wont do.
President Obama “and I am living proof that illegal immigrants can become productive members of American society”
Obama has lost so many supporters he cant afford a bus to throw people under
anymore.
Responding to rumors that his VP would resign, President Obama now carries
Biden’s head wherever he goes.
Bag of Arugula = $25
Armani Shoes – $2000
Proclaiming Halloween a Muslim holiday- Priceless.
Obama shakes his head in dismay after realizing that even the Great Pumpkin has more believers in it than he does in him.
Obama “see, I am just one of the little folk, doing what little folks do at this time of year. Someone collect the sweat off my brow so we can raffle it off next week.”
Obama is told to leave the farmer’s market yet again, “You’re supposed to spread that stuff in the *fields*, BEFORE the pumpkins grow!”
Ya, he’s only doing this so he can declare Halloween a Muslim holiday!
This damn thing is too heavy! I need someone big and muscular to pull this around. Michelle!! Where the hell you at?
President Obama assured his supporters that no stone would go unturned to find TOTUS.
Obama expressed confidence in his re-election while hitting the campaign trail and is shown here with several Chicago voters.
Even Obama can’t get Democrats to find others to help pull the wagon.
Even Obama can’t get Democrats to find others to help pull the wagon.
Some vegetables to go with this six pack and the Kobe beef while those fools eat their peas.
I suppose if I checked the tire pressure, I’d get better milage on this danged wagon.
Now to take these home and place them in Michelle’s garden for the photo op.
That’s the last stimulus dollar the secret service union gets – getting vegatables wasn’t in their contract.
Watch me pull this one off: “Each of these pumpkins represents a found-job!”
Peter Peter pumpkin eater,
Had a wife and couldn’t keep her!
He put her in a pumpkin shell,
And there he kept her very well!
And … cut! Great pic, Mr. President. This should help your poll numbers. The masses will think of you as just one of them, picking up pumpkins while Michelle is shopping for Lysol at Target. Brilliant.Photo op is over. There’s your limo. We’ll get the men trained to protect you to put the groceries in another vehicle. Keep the roads closed for an another hour and then let the little people go back about their lives.
So this is what conservatives mean by having too many free riding pumpkins in the cart makes it harder for society to pull the wagon. Man did I learn that lesson too late!
They said I didn’t have the balls to take on the Republicans, well I will show them!
Hey, greedy capitalist farmer SHARE THE GOURDS!
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.