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“Oh, if only he had money”
Its so much better doing this in jammies, but this will have to do…..
“I love you, Union Guy, but I could also snap your neck with this grip, like the way I killed Commies in Vietnam, er, Cambodia, er Vietnam. By the way, did you know I served in Vietnam?”
or
“Thank you following the union’s command to vote for me, even though I disagree with just about everything you believe in.”
It’s true! Made in America is better than that stuff made in France or China…..
Two thought bubbles appear:
JK – “Words to describe myself: Urbane. Esteemed. Good hair. Athletic. Multi-lateral. Nuanced. Tall.”
Huggable Union Guy – “This guy smells like ‘High Karate’.”
Homina homina homina homina.
Well, it’s a wonderful night for a moondance….
Another thought bubble appears overhead:
JK: “One-one thousand, two-one thousand, three-one thousand, four-one thousand… and release.”
Jimmy, do you like gladiator movies?
John F Kennedy – true war hero, married to Jackie O, hugs Marilyn Monroe
John F Kerry – self-inflicted rice shrapnel, married to Tuh-Ray-Za, hugs queer eye for the union guy….
I’m being followed by a moonbat-o…..
Judas kisses the Union Member.
Now, Senator, when you said you could “come from behind,”…
“AFL-CIO? Oh, I thought you said something about A Fellatio.”
How much are you worth?
So that’s what they mean by special interest groupie.
Kerry: “I was for gay marriage before I was against it.”
Kerry thought he was asking Jesus for the presidency, until somebody told him that it was pronounced “hay-soos”
Senator Kerry reminisces about his days growing up as an altar boy in the Boston Archdiocese….
Kerry supporters line up at Disney’s new hug the candidates mannequin ride unveiled yesterday at euro-disney…
only union members are allowed to operate the Kerry robot.
Kerry thinking to himself….
I hope nobody notices my rise in my levi’s
I think it moved….
I love the smell of atrocity in the morning……
“Uhhhhhh…I love the way you sqeeze my buns!”
Wanna see my purple head, errrr, heart?
Can you FEEL the smoothy goodness of my freshly wrinkle-free skin?
When democrats drink.
or…
Welcome to my sensitive war.
or…
“Bilateral negotiations…that’s what I’m talkin about.”
Right man, right place, right time. OoooooLaLa!
In my best Homer Simpson voice:
“Hmmm… Uuuunion!”
Hey, man. Nice shooting… No really, thanks for the support. Uh.. too bad you didn’t hit anybody in the back.
So Timmy, have you ever been in a Turkish bathhouse?
“I know, I know… I can’t believe the Boobie-thon is over either. But we’ll survive — somehow…”
Thanks for beating up those Bush/Cheney volunteers.
– There there son…I know we lost…but its not the end of the world….I’ve got some “Hillery is on the way” bumper stickers in the SUV if it will make you feel better….
The men embrace in dance —-
Love me tender, love me sweet, Never let me go. Your vote will make my life complete, And I love you so.
Love me tender, love me true, All my dreams fulfill. For, my darling, I love you, And for your vote I will.
Love me tender, love me long, Vote me in your heart. For it’s there that I belong, And we need not ever part.
Love me tender, love me dear, Tell me your vote is mine. I’ll be yours through all the year, Till my point in time.
And when at last my dreams come true, Darling this I know, I’ll tax what’s yours and give to mine, Everywhere you go
Love me tender, vote for me and you’ll see the light. Al Quida will win this war we’re’in, As I’ll give-up the fight.
Bill had his intern… now I have mine!
I wasn’t hugging you before I was hugging you.
“Thank you for the thousands of new voters registered in Ohio, but next time use dead people like the good old days!”
God damn, that’s one ugly baby.
” So sorry! I’ll have to stick with Teresa. She’s got more money.”
No, I really love the new cologne. Wait a minute, maybe I don’t like it as much as I thought. Well, yes, I really do love the new cologne. I really do and that’s my decision. But then again it reminds me of Vietnam… Well, yes I do love the new cologne… But then again no, I have to think about this again… But damn you smell good… But wait, no you don’t… I mean…
” So sorry! I’ll have to stick with Teresa. She’s got more money.”
I promise to give you lovin’ in the manner of Ghengis Khan.
If I where president, no one in your union would have to work to be employed, only hug.
ah the sweet abandon of an illicit love…. at least until John finds out I’m cheating on him…….
It was good for me. Was it good for you? Don’t worry, you’ll be walking normal again in just a day or two.
The difference between the President and myself is, I have a plan. And here it is….
First Rodney,allow me to thank you for taking those God auful panties off your head.Yes I know MahaRichie has been a thorn in your side.However, that does not excuse your very forward probe of MY hip area.
Need some wood, Mr. Kerry?
Why, thanks, Maha. Right about now, I could use some…..