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Yeeessss, that’s the sugar. Quickly now, Teresa isn’t looking. And don’t you say a word to Edwards.
“Can you call in sick?”
Don’t ever let go of the dream comrade.
Thought bubble: “Hmmm, maybe this gay marriage thing isn’t such a bad idea after all.”
Let me show you how we did it in Vietnam.
“Umm.. Senator? I hope that’s a pen in your pocket…”
GEE THIS FEELS KINDA LIKE MY EXPERIECES OF BEING A GOOD ALTARBOY
“You are HEALED by the power of the diety of your choice, or your own inherent abilities if you are an Athiest. This is not meant to imply the endorsement of one religion over another, or of religion over Athiesm or Agnosticism. What we call “faith” may simply be an unconscious mechanism by which the body’s own immune system and self-healing properties effect what appear to be miraculous cures.”
Initiating Compassion Mode. Click…whirrrrrr…Engaged.
Eyes closed: Check.
Forehead wrinkled…engaging servos, enabling wrikles: Check.
Left hand naturally half-way between neck and shoulder…squeezing firmly, but manly: Check.
Right hand patting firmly, gently, yet manly: Check.
Humming the KD Lang version of “At Last”…WTF???
Begin nibbling ear: Warning…wrong location, wrong program…reboot and save for San Fransisco.
with all apologies to the good citizens of San Fransisco
DEVIL! I COMMAND YOU TO RELEASE THIS MAN’S SPIRIT FROM THE EEEEEEEEEEVIL REPUBLICANS! IN THE NAME OF JOHNNY, AMEN!
“Teresa, I know it’s not the best haircut you’ve ever had, but I still love you”!
I am so sorry, Guido. I never expected that you’d break a nail when you attacked the Bush/Cheney Headquarters.
Unholy Union
thank God Bush is going to win and we’ll be safe…
“Thank god for my little blue friends. And I don’t mean the color of the states on the Electoral College map.”
DONT TELL THERESA ANYTHING ABOUT OUR SPECIAL SECRET…….OH I MEAN ITS OK TO FLIP FLOP
Is it wrong for a man to slow dance with another man? I don’t think so!
(Whispered) “You just keep the money rollin’ in and your family won’t get hurt… You know I could snap your lowly blue-collar neck like a dry twig at any moment–learned that in Nam!”
“No, No Senator you misunderstood me. I said I wished you HHHappiness.”
I knew it was you Karl. You broke my heart, you BROKE my heart!.
Kerry rehearses for his Election Night concession speech.
“Pass this big hug along to your AFL-CIO brothers who ransacked Bush-Cheney HQ in Orlando the other day. I owe them one.”
http://www.local6.com/politics/3785861/detail.html
I LOVE ya man.
“We girlie-men gotta stick together.”
“A little lower … lower … oh yeah, right there …”
Someone had to do it:
T-Shirt: $30. $15 if your dues are paid.
Donations to the DNC: In the millions.
Getting man-hugged without his lizard tounge sticking out: Priceless.
1)Kerry: “I wonder if anyone would notice if my hand slid down just a bit…”
2)Other Guy: “C’mon Kerry, it’s been like two hours already…”
Unidentified technician searches for the battery compartment on world’s most prominent UN robot.
Wait. You’re not James McGreevey!
Kerry demonstrates how real Democrats do breast cancer lump exams.
You had me at AFLCIO…
Mamma know, Child. Momma know.
I have always felt the AFL-CIO was a civil union.
Thank you for stealing the election for me.
Sweet, he didn’t notice the “Kick me!” sign I palmed
Hey, man, good work busting up the Bush/Cheney headquarters in Orlando.
Oooh God… He smells just like John Edwards!
There, there, Johnny E…. don’t you worry none bout that bad, bad Dick Cheney. Remember, sticks and stones….
oO(why do those Republicans call these guys brown shirts anyways? They’re all wearing white….)
After a long pre-debate preparation
There there, champ. Daddy will get you new hamster.
All together now:
Look for the union label
When you are buying that pol, that Senator, or Prez.
Remember somewhere our union’s hugging,
Our dues go for bribes, and booze, and sex!
Maybe I am gay, not that there is anything wrong with that.
After an AFL-CIO member describe his loss of his hamster, Senator John Kerry reminds him that loss isn’t just reserved to union workers as Kerry cannot find his baby boy John Edwards on the stump.
Ooooh, Manuel, you’re such a little monkey woman…
The Presidential candidate inside me says, “Stop with the hug,” but my little seaman says, “Here’s my room key!”
Hugging you reminds me of a time I was hugging an NVA representative in Paris…
It’s been such a long time since I’ve felt your oily black hair on my cheek…