It’s Friday, that means it’s time once again for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.
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There, there. Buck up, little camper. I’m sure you’ll hit something the next time you shoot at a GOP office.
Another five minutes I’ll be in bed with this union.
I want to thank you and the rest of your union brothers and sisters for attacking those Bush/Chaney Re-elections Headquarters across the country. Keep up the great work!
Hmmmmm, oh you feel sooooo good; smell sooooo nice. Ahhhhhh just let me hold you a few seconds more…… and so young and virile, too. Oh, man, this is so sweet, sure better than the 3 bagger I have to sleep with every night. Ahhhhh hmmmm heaven.
hehehe
~C
Yes Onedummer I know you have a plan,and I support you.However,this Campaign is a much more serious situation then you may believe.
While I support your right to wear ladies (crotchless)panties on your head,I John Kerry say:Hey where can a pair of those that will fit Tereza ?
Now this is the type of allies I’m talking about. And W wonders why I keep insisting on having them…..
I feel your pain. I once stood in a picket line like this…right after I got back from Cambodia, and Kyoto, and shooting that 8-point buck, etc., etc., etc.
Listen son,there is more to life then sitting around with a bunch of girlie men,in your underwear,drinking beer,and congratulating each other for their “ingenious” caption entries.
Oh,by the way when is your next get together?
I love you you little union bitch.
Presidential candidate John Kerry announces that he is a compassionate conservative.
Damning new photo captures John Kerry meeting with Koo Foo Woo at the Paris Peace Talks.
MASSACHEUSSETTS SHOCKER !!!
John Kerry weds in one billionth gay wedding.
Senator Kerry demonstrates that he is not your ordinary tree hugging liberal.
“If you flip it, it won’t flop I promise.
Ahh, that’s it, Joey…. that’s the scar where the rice impaled my buttocks….. think you can do the same?
Why didn’t I listen to Sullivan sooner? Need to make up for lost time!!
Their roiling passions tangled together into an intense embrace, such were the primal desires that surged between two men who didn’t like bush.
You had me at “I’ll vote”. You had me at “I’ll vote”.
The President and I have exactly the same position on gay marriage. Exactly.
local union worker decides to take his middle class tax cut up front by lifting Kerry’s wallet
When trees hug back…
A little lower… lower… lower… LOOOOOWERRRRR…
Now let me see….The yellow wristband goes on the right hand if your straight, doesn’t it?
Think about baseball. Think about baseball. Touchdownss, tight buns. ooh, not working.
This yellow band gives me a free ride. Come here.
Work that steel, just……work……it. Nnnnng steeeeeeel.
Kerry rehearses a “spontaneous” show of affection planned for next week’s debate. Reacting to polls showing the Senator to be “stoic” and “cold”, Kerry has chosen to copy Gore’s strategy for overcoming similar perceptions four years ago. A campaign staffer is shown filling in for Theresa who refused to practice, saying “I already know how to hug. What do you think, I’m a dumb-ass idiot Republican or something?”
Yeah, I’m sorry that I lost too.
revised: If you flip it, I won’t flop this time.
This dry humping is SEARED in my memory.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm…. Bush wood.
“I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.”
Kerry whispers in his ear:
“Do YOU have wood?”
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So, O.K., that was terrible.
I never win, I’m giving up on the Caption Contests, although they sure are entertaining!
Kerry:
“I grab your throat, I pat your back, I grab your throat, I pat your back, I grab your throat, I pat your….oops, I grabbed a bit too sternly with a bit too much force and command of the neck area…”
Labor Pains
A bunch of junior high level gay jokes. Very nice guys.
Its a shame you have to stoop to this kind of thing to cover up the (extremely well documented) lies of your candidate.
The largest abuse of the intelligence services in the history of the US.
The most negative presidential campaign in history.
You have truly embarrassed this once great nation.
Just what are you implying, Chuck?
Senator,is that a bottle of ketchup or are you just glad I’m going to vote for you?
JK thought bubble: “One-Massachusetts, two-Massachusetts, three-Massachusetts, four-Massachusetts…aaaand release.”
Chuck, is that just one more Jr. High level gay joke?
BTW, Chuck, what IS Kerry’s plan for Iran if they go nuclear again? Oh, yeah. He’s going to follow the French. Brilliant!
So, Chuck Warden, what YOU are writing is that “Bush lied,” and “Bush is Hitler” and, oh, yeah, “down with Halliburton”?
I guess I ~can~ see/hear Kerry saying that to the union labelled guy in his arms.
It’s a caption contest, it’s meant to be silly. We need silly every now and then. Democrats could use more silly that DOES NOT involve naked hippies on parade in Berkeley (for starters).
Which now gives me another idea for another caption for the photo, as follows:
Kerry whispers in the guy’s ear:
“Come to me, UnionGuy, come with me to Massachusetts, where we can windsurf together on union made boards, with union made sheets blowing in the wind, come with me, UnionGuy, to the Workers’ Paradise that is my farm in Pennsylvania, come with me, UnionGuy, to barnstorm in Minnesota and Florida, come with me, UnionGuy…”
Senator Kerry gently”burps” a gay union worker named Chuck, who in his “girlieman like” exuberance ingested the the Democratic cool-aid too quickly.
Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.