How Would Jesus Vote?

Has God formed a PAC? Are the heavens lining up against John Kerry? According to The Kingdom Of God’s Political Campaign, 2,004 Presidential Election they are. They have an exclusive endorsement of the President…

August 15, 2,004
Jesus’ Endorsement

I come to you today as The Ruler Of The Kingdom Of God, which mankind often calls Heaven, to give you my endorsement for the reelection of President George W. Bush. I wish to express to you some of my reasons why I support President Bush. [More]. Don’t miss the other spirits endorsements of Bush either. John Lennon endorsing the re-election of President Bush should tip you off to the loonieness of “psychics” Gerald & Linda Polley.

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