HomePoliticsKerry Uncertainty Principle Kerry Uncertainty Principle Jay Tea August 1, 2004 Politics 3 Comments Werner Heisenberg was a quantum physicist of the early and mid 20th Century. He On Satire Promises, Promises Related Posts Sparring Skool Daze With Friends Like These… About The Author Jay Tea 3 Comments Pete August 1, 2004 He voted against the Defense of Marriage Act, but denounced the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court Tom August 1, 2004 I think Kerry’s mind exhibits the qualities of Schrodinger’s cat; his state of mind is an unpredictable, random event. Wikipedia explains the concept: A cat [Kerry’s mind] is placed in a sealed box [his head]. Attached to the box is an apparatus containing a radioactive nucleus and a canister of poison gas [his thought processes]. There…is a 50% chance of the nucleus decaying in one hour. If the nucleus decays, it will emit a particle that triggers the apparatus, which opens the canister and kills the cat…However, when the box is opened [Kerry speaks] the experimenter sees only a “…dead cat” or a “…living cat [whatever happens to come into Kerry’s mind at the moment].” Kevin August 1, 2004 So far A and B seem to be working.