I’m sure you were probably wondering, “what’s next for the Kerry Sloganator?” Good question. The short answer is: merchandising
Next week you’ll be able to buy Kerry Sloganator Gear (T-Shirts, Mouse pads, Mugs, etc.) right here. Imagine the fun you’ll have up wearing an Imaginary Foreign Leaders Support John Kerry shirt like this one (a quick mockup I made – the actual shirt will look better):
Since the merchandise is created on demand, I’ll be able to offer a wide range of the best of the Kerry Sloganator.
There’s also an official Wizbang T-Shirt Babe, whose identity will be revealed shortly. If you’re up on the T-Shirt babe news in blogland you’ll be familiar with the new spokesmodel. The Wizbang T-Shirt Babe is going to be laying the smackdown on other so called T-Shirt babes as well…