After reading these, you may wish to disagree with the “primary category.”
I know Santa Claus. I’ve had presents delivered to me by him for lo these 30 years. And you, Gene Hackman, are no Santa Claus.
Do not question the elvin school nurse and her magical way of checking for head lice!
Let it be noted for the record that Senator Kennedy refuses to play Homeland Security Twister.
Have a care-free and alcohol-filled St. Patty’s Day,