Helmut H. is so frustrated he sued his social security administration in Germany for relief.
Sexual relief, that is.
The German man who wanted the country’s social security to pay for his brothel visits and adult videos has been jailed for making “improper demands” from state officials. A court in Weissenburg sentenced the unemployed man, named only as Helmut H, to six months behind bars.
Helmut indicates his wife is in Thailand, unable to return due to his monthly stipend being insufficient to pay for her return.
That’s one frustrated German. Imagine the headlines if something like this happened in Nevada, where a few scattered counties have legalized prostitution. “Man Demands State Sponsored Romp At Bunny Ranch”.