In light of this headline – Bono seen on short list for World Bank chief, we should have seen this one coming – Bush Selects Bolton As New U.N. Ambassador.
I know what you’re thinking…
or even…
Was David Hasselhoff unavailable?
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Michael Bolton would make the perfect diplomat. He’d only say whatever he was told to say, he’d never use his own material, he has none.
Hasselhoff is available, but Bush is waiting for the Ambassadorship to Germany to open up.
Michael Bolton, which one? The guy from “Office Space” or the one who sings?
BONE-o? SHORT list? Get it? har har.
His name is Mike dammit, and he doesn’t want to be associated with that no talent ass-clown.
Anybody else notice the resemblance between the Mike Bolton from Office Space and Glenn Reynolds?
Cause I can’t be the only one.
“Why should I have to change my name? He’s the one who sucks.”
Bono is an awesome pick to head the World Bank. All need and hunger will be ended, because, as the man has said, his “God’s not short of cash, man.”
How about Keith Richards for Drug Czar?