HomeHumorHeadline Of The Day Headline Of The Day Kevin March 7, 2005 Humor 9 Comments In light of this headline – Bono seen on short list for World Bank chief, we should have seen this one coming – Bush Selects Bolton As New U.N. Ambassador. I know what you’re thinking… or even… Was David Hasselhoff unavailable? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree Condi Was Right Related Posts Tin Foil Hats for the Discriminating Lunatic "Patton" opposes "surge" in Iraq My ordeal in New England’s Guantanamo About The Author Kevin Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site. 9 Comments bullwinkle March 7, 2005 Michael Bolton would make the perfect diplomat. He’d only say whatever he was told to say, he’d never use his own material, he has none. Eric March 7, 2005 Hasselhoff is available, but Bush is waiting for the Ambassadorship to Germany to open up. RR March 7, 2005 Michael Bolton, which one? The guy from “Office Space” or the one who sings? Chris W. March 7, 2005 BONE-o? SHORT list? Get it? har har. mantis March 7, 2005 His name is Mike dammit, and he doesn’t want to be associated with that no talent ass-clown. Jon Henke March 7, 2005 Anybody else notice the resemblance between the Mike Bolton from Office Space and Glenn Reynolds? Cause I can’t be the only one. tee bee March 7, 2005 “Why should I have to change my name? He’s the one who sucks.” tee bee March 7, 2005 Bono is an awesome pick to head the World Bank. All need and hunger will be ended, because, as the man has said, his “God’s not short of cash, man.” timbo22 March 8, 2005 How about Keith Richards for Drug Czar?