Weekend Caption Contest™

22 Comments

1. Val Prieto December 19, 2003

   “180 channels and nothing on.”
2. judi December 19, 2003

   Coming up next on Sesame Street, Elmo discusses good manners with Sadaam.

   Brought to you by the letters W, M and D
3. Rodney Dill December 19, 2003

   Hollywood Squares meets Reality TV.
4. Rodney Dill December 19, 2003

   There’s just Saddam many of ’em.
5. McGehee December 19, 2003

   “Six of my relatives gave me a TV for Christmas, but not one of ’em is color.”
6. Bob Whaley December 19, 2003

   I can’t compete with the great quotes you’ve already received. I quit!
7. Paul December 19, 2003

   I’ll take Saddam in any square to block!

   or

   If this is another freaking Sally Jesse makeover show where to hell is the AFTER picture?
8. Sean Hackbarth December 19, 2003

   This sure beats that Max Headroom marathon.

   [I’m surprised I made the first MH mention.]
9. Rodney Dill December 20, 2003

   “Well this is a surprise. I thought Bad Santa was still in the theatres.”
10. Norbizness December 20, 2003

    Andy Warhol, Jr. reveals his new pop art masterpiece in Tel Aviv
11. Harvey December 20, 2003

    Today on “Behind the Music: Jerry Garcia – Still Dead”
12. Jay Tea December 20, 2003

    “Finally, a holiday special the Jews can enjoy!”
13. Jay Tea December 20, 2003

    Damn, EVERYBODY’S making infomercials these days…
14. Jay Tea December 20, 2003

    Kids, see if you can find which two of these Saddams are identical!
15. Jay Tea December 20, 2003

    “Feh. I liked the pictures of Uday and Qusay better.”
16. Jay Tea December 20, 2003

    Now the truth can be told: Saddam managed to avoid being spotted by the allies while remaining in contact with his followers by hosting his own show on MSNBC, Smack Talk With Saddam.
17. Jay Tea December 20, 2003

    From the producers of Girls Gone Wild, now here comes Tyrants Gone To Seed!
18. Jay Tea December 20, 2003

    “For this they pre-empt Baywatch? They must be meshuganah!”
19. Jay Tea December 20, 2003

    If several of my comments seem rather Jewish-oriented, sorry; the first thing I noticed was the yarmulke on the guy in the foreground. And to all the Jews reading this, happy Chanukah!

    Jay Tea (ex-Goy Boy Toy)
20. Rodney Dill December 20, 2003

    .buh.dee…buh.dee….buh.dee

    Thats all Folks
21. Rodney Dill December 20, 2003

    “I’ll take Maniacal Deposed Despots for $1000 Alex!
22. Rodney Dill December 20, 2003

    I thought they’d colorized Its a Wonderful Life