The ACME Guide To Women

Most men are smart enough not to answer question such as these, “Does this make my butt look big?”, or “Should I get my hair colored?” etc. Dutiful husbands and boyfriends have learned either never to give a concrete answer to such a question. You must avoid the straight answer, figure out what response she wants to hear, give said response, and affirm that the response she was looking for is the right choice. It’s not always easy to determine the proper response, but with a little practice most men get the hang of it

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