This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features a long term contest staple: She who will never be POTUS. Make sure you give thanks every day for her title.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Brian Brandt) – “Sarah: What does this picture have to do with the Caption Contest™?
Me: Nothing.
Sarah: Then why did you post it?
Me: Because I can.
Sarah (turns to the East German judge): Ruling?
East German judge: I’ll allow it.”
AND
(Joe_Miller) – “Is Captain Kangaroo selling clothes now?”
2) (EricSteel) – “That moment when you have been targeted for termination.”
3) (McGehee) – “Hillary: “That could have been me scoring rhetorical points against an irrelevant has-been b!tch. It should have been me!””
4)(cathymv) – “AOC: That could have been me up on that stage….”
5) (BluesHarper) – “The art of back-handing could become an Olympic sport that I’d watch.”
6) (RadiCalMan) – “If I were the President, I could kick your A$$! However, since I’m not, I’ll have to smile at you demurely and chew on my cud.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Kenny Moore) – “Hillary gets fact-czeched.”
AND
(Codebanger) – “One more word and I’m calling the Suicide Hotline with a request.”
Best “Yuge and Bigly”:
(patriciamcc) – “The Czech guy rattled Hillary so badly that she swerved into the subject not at hand; Ukraine. She thinks she is relevant but she’s not. She thought everyone a the Munich conference hated Trump. She was wrong.”
Best Banter Weight:
(Porkopolis) – “Fat-czeched?”
Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:
(rodney dill) – “Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Never-will-be-the-President.”
Best Reference to a previous caption contest:
(Retired military) – “Hillary “Is that a dead iguana in your pants or are you just glad to see me?”
Man “A dead iguana. Believe me it is a dead iguana””
Most Inappropriate:
(ulley) – ““Get your eyes tested Hillary that`s a Vibrator your speaking into.””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
