Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of January 2, 2026

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ rings in the New Year. May God have mercy on our country.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Paul Hooson) – “Zohran holds his first press conference…”

AND

(BluesHarper) – “Which episode of “Lucifer” is this?”

2) (Tom Morrow) – “Letitia James: ‘Do you solemnly swear to hate the great Satan America and do everything in your power to make Death to America a reality?”
BoZo Mamdani: “Allahu Akbar, I will!”
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3) (Par4Course) – ““I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve” (Quran, 8:12).”

4)(vern bachman) –

5) (patriciamcc) – “Yeah, Mamdani is a real representative of the people! His wife is wearing $630 boots while he is promising to tax the rich into oblivion…..all the rich except himself and his Islamist pals. Good luck NYC!”

6) (RockThisTown) – “The voters of NY apparently haven’t leared a thing . . . but they’re about to.”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Mary Gehman) – “Living proof that nothing good happens after midnight…”

Best Banter Weight:

(EricSteel) – “Mortgage co-signed by Leticia James.”

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(Brian Brandt) – “2027 – Mamdani: “Why do all these time travelers from the future keep trying to kill me?””

AND

(McGehee) – “And after all this, STARVATION!”

Best “Trump’s Fault”:

(Joe_Miller) – “Off topic: Senator Chris Van Hollen to have margaritas with dictator dad, Nicolás Maduro.”

Best “She Who is Still Not POTUS”:

(Retired military) – “HIllary “That could have been me being sworn in that should have been me””

Most Inappropriate:

(rodney dill) – ““Ok, now where’s my 72 virgins?”
“Sorry Sir, This is New York, you won’t find that many here.”
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That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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