This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrated two things that return every year around this time.
Well, maybe one of them is celebrated but anyhow…
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Brian Brandt) – “The Happy Time Re-education Fun Camp cottages will provide cheerful housing for all the Trump voter guests.”
(patrick_mchargue) – “And that’s the window he’ll “fall” from…”
2) (Retired military) – “Hillary “It should be me getting impeached””
(Rick Adams) – ““…They’ll never look for the Rose Law Firm billing records in here…””
3) (McGeehee) – “Happy Holidays to this former future president.”
(Joe_Miller) – ““Merry Christmas from this future President of the United States.”
Ha ha ha ha. Ow, my side, it hurts!”
4)(RadiCalMan) – “Since Bill can’t go to Epstein’s Island anymore, I got him this Gingerbread House for Christmas this year!”
(BobMbx Ultra-Maga 4th Dan) – ““…and right here, under the porch, is where we plan to bury all my incriminating emails””
5) (rodney dill) – ““Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Ken Starr, Solicitor General of the United States, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there with all the other President Clinton haters and I want him brought right here…with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?””
(RockThisTown) – “Is there an Oval Office replica in that house . . . where Bill can, well, you know.”
6) (cathymv) – “Does this house make my ass look fat?”
(Mary Gehman) – ““Is that cigar smoke I see coming out of the chimney…???””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(yetanotherjohn) – “How many thousands of democratic voters are registered to live here?”
AND
(sarahconnor21) – ““Why, no. I have absolutely no idea what happened to Hansel and Gretel. They must be around here somewhere.”” Thanks, everyone!
Best Banter Weight:
(Retired military) – “You’re gonna need a bigger porch”
Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:
(Thomas Wayne) – “They say every picture tells a story… You don’t want to know this story.”
Best Kamala:
(rodney dill) – “Whose candy cane do I gotta blow to get out of this caption contest?”
Best Reference to a previous caption contest:
(yetanotherjohn) – “A little love nest for the Poppin Fresh Dough Boy and Papa Smurf.”
Most Inappropriate:
(guido81_MA) – “Bill and our intern Monica frosted this.”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
