Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of December 8, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrated two things that return every year around this time.
Well, maybe one of them is celebrated but anyhow…

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Brian Brandt) – “The Happy Time Re-education Fun Camp cottages will provide cheerful housing for all the Trump voter guests.

(patrick_mchargue) – “And that’s the window he’ll “fall” from…

2) (Retired military) – “Hillary “It should be me getting impeached”

(Rick Adams) – ““…They’ll never look for the Rose Law Firm billing records in here…”

3) (McGeehee) – “Happy Holidays to this former future president.

(Joe_Miller) – ““Merry Christmas from this future President of the United States.”

Ha ha ha ha. Ow, my side, it hurts!

4)(RadiCalMan) – “Since Bill can’t go to Epstein’s Island anymore, I got him this Gingerbread House for Christmas this year!

(BobMbx Ultra-Maga 4th Dan) – ““…and right here, under the porch, is where we plan to bury all my incriminating emails”

5) (rodney dill) – ““Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Ken Starr, Solicitor General of the United States, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there with all the other President Clinton haters and I want him brought right here…with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?”

(RockThisTown) – “Is there an Oval Office replica in that house . . . where Bill can, well, you know.

6) (cathymv) – “Does this house make my ass look fat?

(Mary Gehman) – ““Is that cigar smoke I see coming out of the chimney…???”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(yetanotherjohn) – “How many thousands of democratic voters are registered to live here?

AND

(sarahconnor21) – ““Why, no. I have absolutely no idea what happened to Hansel and Gretel. They must be around here somewhere.”” Thanks, everyone!

Best Banter Weight:

(Retired military) – “You’re gonna need a bigger porch

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(Thomas Wayne) – “They say every picture tells a story… You don’t want to know this story.

Best Kamala:

(rodney dill) – “Whose candy cane do I gotta blow to get out of this caption contest?

Best Reference to a previous caption contest:

(yetanotherjohn) – “A little love nest for the Poppin Fresh Dough Boy and Papa Smurf.

Most Inappropriate:

(guido81_MA) – “Bill and our intern Monica frosted this.

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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