This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us why the Western world is such a mess right now. Mon Dieu!
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Vagabond661) – ““How to French Kiss in the Covid era.””
2) (RadiCalMan) – “Are you a breakfast Crêpe or a creep???”
3) (McGeehee) – ““My eyes are up here.”
“Considering the diplomatic representatives your husband has appointed, I am simply being cautious.””
4)(Brian Brandt) – “Welcome, Madam, to the Bastille Day celebration. The Bastille was first in a long, proud history of the French surrendering their fortresses.”
5) (Mike) – ““I sniff zee hand! Zee sniffing hair has already been done, no?””
6) (Rick Adams) – “That’s it… kiss the ring…”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(sarahconnor21) – ““My darling Ivana. Did you bring the photos that will send Hillary to prison?”” (Thanks, everyone!)
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(KaptainKrude) – ““Ah, you have zee small, delicate little knuckle. But I vill have zyou know, I am more zan willink to kiss your, how you zay, your fragrant moose knuckle, if you know what I mean.”
And that, Doctor, is why we need to have the dentist to come by right now.”
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(RockThisTown) – “End of kiss. Repeat the line.”
Best Banter Weight:
(Mary Gehman) – “She will also leave Joe speechless…but, then again, AIR leaves Joe speechless…”
Best Kamala:
(retired military) – “Woman “Who do I have to blow to get this creep to let go of my hand?””
Best LGB:
(yetanotherjohn) – “Let Go Brandon”
Best reference to a previous caption contest”:
(EricSteel) – “His lips are on her hand but his eyes are on her Pelosis.”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
