Winners Wizbang Caption Contest™ Week of July 15, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us why the Western world is such a mess right now. Mon Dieu!

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Vagabond661) – ““How to French Kiss in the Covid era.”

2) (RadiCalMan) – “Are you a breakfast Crêpe or a creep???

3) (McGeehee) – ““My eyes are up here.”

“Considering the diplomatic representatives your husband has appointed, I am simply being cautious.”

4)(Brian Brandt) – “Welcome, Madam, to the Bastille Day celebration. The Bastille was first in a long, proud history of the French surrendering their fortresses.

5) (Mike) – ““I sniff zee hand! Zee sniffing hair has already been done, no?”

6) (Rick Adams) – “That’s it… kiss the ring…

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor21) – ““My darling Ivana. Did you bring the photos that will send Hillary to prison?”” (Thanks, everyone!)

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(KaptainKrude) – ““Ah, you have zee small, delicate little knuckle. But I vill have zyou know, I am more zan willink to kiss your, how you zay, your fragrant moose knuckle, if you know what I mean.”

And that, Doctor, is why we need to have the dentist to come by right now.

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(RockThisTown) – “End of kiss. Repeat the line.

Best Banter Weight:

(Mary Gehman) – “She will also leave Joe speechless…but, then again, AIR leaves Joe speechless…

Best Kamala:

(retired military) – “Woman “Who do I have to blow to get this creep to let go of my hand?”

Best LGB:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Let Go Brandon

Best reference to a previous caption contest”:

(EricSteel) – “His lips are on her hand but his eyes are on her Pelosis.

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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