This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ certainly highlighted how fitness standards have declined.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (yetanotherjohn) – “Release the butt cracken.”
(Mike) – “Driving the bus to Crazytown was a shorter trip than she had imagined!”
2) (rodney dill) – ““That’s no moon!””
(Par4Course) – “I am ?
Hear me roar.”
3) (guido81_MA) –
“Judge Jackson, are you a mathematician?
* No, senator.
What is 2+2?
* 4, senator.
So, if you can answer that while not being a mathematician, surely you can identify a woman without being a biologist.
* Senator, I’d like to revise my answer; I can’t say definitively what 2+2 is because I am not a mathematician.
Alright then, are you now asking me to vote for a SCOTUS nominee who can’t put 2 & 2 together?
* Senator……..ummmmm……Racism! ”
(Porkopolis) – “Fawning Activistst Re-Tweet”
4)(Rick Adams) – ““Oh, goodie, bring on the questions that I will cheerfully not answer.””
(RadiCalMan) – “Could you please define a women for us???
Woman put the “wo” into woke!”
5) (ulley) – ““Looks like planet Kamala is aligned with Uranus.””
(Paul Hooson) – ““Well, recuse me!”.”
6) (Olsoljer) – “Hot air from Jackson necessitates reinflation. Security guard provides professional inflation while democratic observers anxiously monitor pressure gauge.”
(Brian Brandt) – “Republican Senator: “What are you smiling about?”
Jackson: “That you can ask me all the embarrassing questions you want about my record and the Democrats still have all the votes they need to confirm me.””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Blues Harper) – “You’re excused. We’ve decided to go with a female.”
AND
(RockThisTown) – “How many feet are in a yard?
“I don’t know. I’m not a podiatrist.””
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Retired military) – “Senator “What do you think of the allegations of VP Harris and WIllie Brown?”
Jackson “I think that if I had thought of it first then I would be VP instead of Kamala””
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(yetanotherjohn) – “Hilary’s chances of being president are only slightly worse than that cop winning the Mr. Universe title this year.”
Best Banter Weight:
(DustyPitts) – “Don’t make me whip out the budgies!”
Best Kamala:
(Mary Gehman) – ““Who do I have to blow around here for some Preparation H…””
Best Let’s Go Brandon:
(RockThisTown) – “Ketanjo, Brandon!”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
