Winners Weekend Caption Contest, Week of August 13, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features the man who has a legitimate claim on Worst POTUS ever after only 7 months in office. Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama salute him!

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Tom Morrow) – ““You tired of losing, yet, America?””

(Brian Brandt) – “Afghanistan? Never heard of it.”

2) (cathymv) – “I just got a call from Hillary! I love that she keeps in touch. Offered her professional assassin, um… assistance.”

(Joe_Miller) – “Guinness World Record: Most Silver Alerts for the Same Guy”

3) (Porkopolis) – “CNN Headline:

Using the same successful formula he employed for the ‘Southern Border Challenge’, Biden announces he’s assigning Kamala to the ‘Afghanistan Kerfuffle’.”

(KaptainKrude) – “There’s going to be so much losing

that you’re going to be tired of all the losing!

/ *sigh*”

4)(fustian24) – “If things get any worse, I might have to admit the election was rigged just to get myself out of this mess!”

(RockThisTown) – “Hey Joe, instead of begging the Taliban to not destroy our Afghan embassy, how about sending a few mean Tweets?”

5) (Vagabond661) – ““Have you seen my sunglasses? I lost them””

(Paul Hooson) – “Where will you be when your Afghanistan foreign policy acts up?”

6) (RadiCalMan) – “Thank God, Jimmy Carter lives! That means there’s still a chance that I’m not the worst living President!”

(Patrick McHargue) – “Mask! I don’t need no stinkin’ mask! You, though…”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(rodney dill) – ““Hey all you kids get offa my Afghanistan.””

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Mary Gehman) – ““…Hey…Do I have any hair stuck in my teeth…???””

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(McGeehee) – ““If you’re paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! ‘Cause ice cream doesn’t have bones!””

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(retired military) – “Biden “At least they call me President. Hillary never even got that””

Best Banter Weight:

(Rick Adams) – ““It’s gonna be a Rocky Road ahead…””

Best reference to a previous caption contest:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Boris may screw up opening an umbrella, but at least he can be trusted with one.”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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