This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ made me have a sudden urge to watch Charlton Heston movies. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (David Robertson) – “Doing his Moses impersonation, Trump parts the red tape.”
(Joe_Miller) – “Can things get any uglier than Pelosi’s head on a pike?”
2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Oh great, now we are going to get 24 hours of non-stop “Trump wants to enslave the Jews” on CNN.”
(fustian24) – “Whoever holds the cursed Staff of Pulitzer has the ability to drive the press bat-shit crazy.”
3) (cathymv) – “Communist
Operatives can
Bite
Republican
Ass”
(Retired military) – “Trump to Alec Baldwin “YOU SHALL NOT PARK””
4) (TheyTukRJobz) – “I command the media to make asses of themselves.”
(Vagabond661) – ““Looks like SSSSShumer.””
5) (Mary Gehman) – ““I don’t speak softly, but I do carry a big stick…””
(Rick Adams) – “Phone and pen? I’ll show you a phone and pen, pal.”
6) (rodney dill) – ““Let my people vote.””
(Blues Harper) – “Dawn Of The Living Don”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(guido81_MA) – “You know this is just gonna lead Mueller on a new investigation of Trump running a Pyramid scheme.”
Honorable Mention(s):
(914) – “Trump introduces Hillary’s new eco friendly broomstick!”
(Eric Steel) – ““@*& gfvstyssss”, which is parsel tongue for “On Tuesday, You’re Fired””
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Paul Hooson) – “So after the exodus one kinky old Jew named Hiram remarks, “Call me weird, but I kinda miss the bondage”.”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(RockThisTown) – “Thy rod, thy staff, thy Hillary not President . . . they comfort me.”
Best Banter Weight:
(yetanotherjohn) – “Hump it or lump it.”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
