Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

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1. Mark Hopkins June 10, 2005

   A busy intersection in downtown Stepford
2. D.C. Thornton June 10, 2005

   Glam rocker Hedwig Robinson waves to her fans during a roadside stop on The Angry Inch comeback tour.
3. McCain June 10, 2005

   Lego my Veco
4. Dodo David June 10, 2005

   The latest hot dish at the Road Kill Cafe.
5. fatman June 10, 2005

   You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about…
6. fatman June 10, 2005

   You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about…

   (If this puppy double-posts, it is NOT my fault.)
7. Beth June 11, 2005

   “Some people will do anything for traffic.”
8. Beth June 11, 2005

   “Some people will do anything for traffic.”
9. McCain June 11, 2005

   The human wish bone.
10. valynn June 11, 2005

    I see London
    I see France
    I can see your….oops, you don’t have any pants.
11. Mike June 11, 2005

    Unfortunately Nicole Richie realized, only too late, that her manager was not quite as good as Paris’
12. Winston June 11, 2005

    And that’s when the truck decided to go all Burger King on Paris Hilton.
13. JimK June 11, 2005

    Marilyn Manson, seen here individually hailing former fans, is poised for a comeback.
14. ccwbass June 11, 2005

    “That’s right, lover. A Wonkette’ll cost ya $10, but a full-on Washingtonienne’ll cost ya $50. What’ll it be?”
15. Ken June 11, 2005

    Mam?, the skirt isn’t for your navel!
16. heymike June 11, 2005

    Talk to the hand not to the …….WHACK!
17. spacemonkey June 11, 2005

    Whores don’t know it’s not bacon!
18. spacemonkey June 11, 2005

    “Hey, can I get a wet wipe here?”
19. Roger Fraley June 11, 2005

    Still photo leaked from the set of yet another bad sequel, Terminator IV-Ho Resurgent.
20. Roger Fraley June 11, 2005

    Turkish entry to Euorpean song contest ignores the obvious irony while singing line of Cab Calloway’s “Minnie the Moocher”–Ho dee ho dee ho dee ho!
21. t. z. June 11, 2005

    AP / Entertainment wire – Rock group ‘Cracker’ makes come back move with new video for re-released single “Euro trash girl”
22. McCain June 11, 2005

    Beverly’s heels 90210
23. McCain June 12, 2005

    Atta soon learned that the “virgins” had lied.
24. fustian June 12, 2005

    Jacques Chirac sends the mistress out to flack for the EU constitution.
25. itismedavid June 12, 2005

    “That’s right, Gerhard, only 4 Euros for an “around-the-world”
26. Ingress June 12, 2005

    As she tried to explain to her boss, Tina was late to work as a crossing guard and didn’t have time to change after hanging with Paris Hilton and Gwen Stefani. ‘Won’t happen again. Promise.’
27. Rodney Dill June 12, 2005

    “Yes, this is my Cheney hand.”
28. JD June 12, 2005

    Those who wondered what Ellen DeGeneres did after Anne Heche left her can wonder no longer…
29. Aaron's cc: June 12, 2005

    Paris Hilton discovers there is more to the idiom “with a face that could stop a Mack Truck”.
30. Aaron's cc: June 12, 2005

    Police reported that the lack of braking skidmarks at the scene was due the 16-wheeler’s treads failing to find traction on the quarter mile of greyish-yellowish viscous fluid that had flowed downhill from Miss Hilton prior to the fatal impact.
31. Aaron's cc: June 12, 2005

    Looks like it’s going to be a record season for East River “Whitefish”.
32. Kevin June 13, 2005

    Update: Winners have been announced. Comments are now closed.
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