OK, it’s Tuesday, so that means it might be time for a new non-caption contest. Or not.
This week, it is. And I’m looking for your best new oxymorons. We’re all tired of “Military Intelligence,” “Pretty Ugly,” “Jumbo Shrimp,” and “Permanent Guest Host.” It’s time for some new ones. Naturally, I’m going to toss out a few just to get the ball rolling:
Evangelical Jew
Microsoft Works
High-Speed Dial-up Connection
America On Line
Moderate Muslim
Get those entries in, and I’ll announce the winners Thursday night. If I can. Presuming I don’t get struck down sick again.
J.
Well-known Secret
Reality-Based Liberal
dry well
dry ice
new moon
organ donor
tax credit
open water
general target
black light
No one’s come up with “President Clinton” yet?
Conservative Intellectual
although jumbo shrimp should win.
Any bill of law with the word “Fairness” in its title.
I’m surprised that after 57 posts, no one has dropped “journalistic ethics.”
So, my contributions:
1) journalistic ethics
2) undisputed boxing champion
3) Central Intelligence Agency
Ahh Bruce,
How could we have missed that?
Definitely should be an award winner.
Rap music
racial diversity
over-worked government employee
campus free-speech
practicing Catholic
rational female
cuban healthcare
Wizbang blog.
Sorry.
College Education
Liberal Idealism
Brilliant Kos Post
Diet Soda
Civil attorney.
“Main” stream media. (Leftist whores!)
Medical practice. (Drs. think they’re God BUT they’re the only professionals to still be practicing.)
Citizen journalists (What MSNBC is calling people who e-mail them!)
“United” Nations.
Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist
Intelligent Liberal
Racist Christian
Moral Majority
Poor Televangelist
“UN Peace Keeping”
Wage slave
Social work
Friendly game of poker
Brief Sermon
Backside.
Avoid the plaque.
Hard water.
Free-market planning.
Free market (for that matter).
Pre-owned automobile
Honorable John Kerry
Progressive Ideas
Socialist Utopia
Women’s Studies
Ok, the winner:
Political Scientist
United Nations
Religion of Peace
Catholic Church
For Jeff Quinton:
North Carolina
Marxist Intellectual
holy shit.
Something in today’s news:
Intelligence Community
Presidential debate.
Liberal Thinking
SilverBubble – Anyone who’s read “The Fountainhead” knows that “religious atheist” isn’t an oxymoron 🙂
Feminist Discourse
Congressional Ethics Committee
Public Sector Enterprise
Popular Documentary
Intellectual Honesty
Prosecutorial Discretion
Broadcast News
Truth in Advertising
There’s this one meaning a midget psychic who escapes from the asylum; a small medium at large.
Jewish Conspiracy
Look Jay Tea, it wasn’t MY FAULT I was born BLOND…and it takes me six tries to get a good entry (so NO MORE SNIPES). Here goes (and yes, damn you, it’s my last — for this contest)
Continuing Phenomenon
😀
OK I’m done.
So…we can pretty much write off there ever being a winner announced to this contest?
“Liberal Idealism (April 19, 2005 04:50 PM)”