It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Turnout was low on the first day of auditions for the remake of “The Rocky Horror Picture Show.”
“My Philadelphia constituents would like to know your views on the constitutional voting rights of dead people.”
“Well, Senator, we still allow you to vote.”
Arlen: (thinking) “I didn’t know there was a female sex to the ManBearPig species.”
Elena: (thinking) “HULK SMASH!!!”
“Next my dear I will show you my lingerie dominatrix playroom.”
“Please do Ms. Kagan.”
“Dick Cheney in drag.”
Former RINO meets future JINO.
Hair club for men picks their poster boys for infirmity.
“Eeny, meeny, miney, moe is acceptable for deciding court cases, so long as you stay away from the politically incorrect second verse!”
Two people who should have no shot at their next gig, but strangely still do.
Why does he get a say on whos on the court? He aint gonna be around to live with the stupid ass decisions..
So, when my ass gets beat next week in the primary, can you help me move all these dang pictures? No seriously you got a truck or van maybe??
Well I’m glad a Republican President picked you, ooh, wait, I mean I’m glad the President picked a Republican. Shoot, its all so confusing these days.
Yes, I “made” every appointment on that wall.
“Just say what I say about party affiliation: I swing both ways!”
“You mean you DON’T like to get “softball” questions from reporters?”
“Well, you wouldn’t be getting too much guff if you were one of those, you know, HOT lesbians.”
Specter: “You’re Kagan? I thought the President selected a woman to be the next Supreme Court justice.”
Kagan: “That’s OK, Senator. The last time you were re-elected, your constituents thought they were re-electing a Republican.”
Is that a softball bat? or are you just happy to see me?
“You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend?”
Specter says: “You can be flip because I’m already the flop!”
Arlent: “I prefer huskier rotund candidates”.
Surely you jest!
1+1 = malfeasance
Specter – “So Rosie, when is your next television show?”
I see dumb people!
Spector: “You remind me of another lesbian we had on the Supreme Court; Justice Souter”.
Spector: “Some of your female critics complain because you are not a mother; and some of my critics complain that I am a mother.”
Kagan : So you got a senatorial career as reward for making up that ridiculous JFK magic bullet theory.
Arlen: Sweetie I also had to sell that load of crap with a straight face.
Dont ask, dont tell and for goodness sakes dont run again Arlend!!!
Lee Ward’s Pornography.
“I’m sorry, Senator; I don’t know why I thought your name was ‘Oral Sphinchter'”.
“Would you like tuna, or oysters for lunch?”
“So how long have have you lived in the ‘Gay’ State? Er, ah, ibid, ‘Bay’ State?”
“You are as HOT as Justice Ginsberg is!”
Bring in the clowns
There out to be clowns
Never mind, they’re here.
You know, I’ll probably be looking for a job this time next year. If I vote for you, do you think I could be your law clerk? It’s just a little “Quid Pro quo” thing we like to practice here in D.C.
“What a coincidence! I’m a switch-hitter too!”
So…in these wall pix…sometimes I’m facing
left, sometimes right. Don’t let them pigeon-
hole you. If you moon the judicial panel,
remember, straight butt-on to the pool camera.
Elena is in awe of Arlen’s walnut-cracking
abilities….but decides that sometimes you
feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.
Elena, 8 months pregnant, discusses the options
of late term abortion with an empathetic
Arlen. Specter was heard to say, “that’s
what Pennsylvania is trying to do to me.”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.