According to the Obama administration, there are certain things that one should not have to provide documentation to prove. Among them:
- That you are in the United States legally
- That you are old enough to obtain birth control or an abortion without parental consent (or even knowledge)
- That you are the voter registered to vote
On the other hand, there are certain things where you absolutely should provide documentation to prove. Among these:
- That you possess health insurance
- That you are old enough to buy alcohol or tobacco
- That you have honestly reported every bit of income (unless, of course, you’re part of the Obama administration)
Here’s an elegant solution: when pressed for documentation, simply claim to be an illegal alien.
It’s a bit of a sad commentary when it’s actually more advantageous to be an illegal alien than an American citizen, but those circumstances are becoming more and more common…
