An exchange with my nephew:
Nephew: Uncle Paul, did you hear that funny joke John Kerry told?
Me: No???
Nephew: Me neither.
The kid has potential.
An exchange with my nephew:
Nephew: Uncle Paul, did you hear that funny joke John Kerry told?
Me: No???
Nephew: Me neither.
The kid has potential.
Sounds like he’s realizing it already!
OK, so this is where Republicans come from – they are brainwashed at an early age. Sad.
A joke for Democrats:
Two guys run the 100 meters in a track meet.
The guy that comes in second place points at the winner and says: “you know kid’s, if you don’t work out, if you don’t train, you end up like this slow guy”
Get it?
Maybe it’s the age… my seven year old daughter asked me recently why her grandfather was going to vote for the “democracks.” Oh, wasn’t it hard to keep a straight face!
Not to worry “vote-for-change”. Just save enough money to get your kid into college where they are re-programed into liberal democrat drones.
Sadder…….
Speaking of jokes:
It 2009 and President Hillary Clinton is spending her first night in the White House. She is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks President Washington what she must do to help my country. George say, “Be honest and tell the truth.”
Hillary thinks a minute and says, “I don’t think I can do that.”
The next night see is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She ask, “What must I do to help my country?” Jefferson answers, “Serve the people and do what is best for them.”
Hillary ponders and says, “I don’t think I can do that.”
The next night she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks, “What must I do to help my country?” Lincoln replies, “Go to the theatre.”
I tell ya Paul, that joke ranks right up there with this one.
Screen Name Game:
“vote for change” = “Lee”
Hiya Lee.
Too bad there is no video for HotAir.
My nephew was doing word problems. They had to change an equation into a word problem.
His was, “Iraq has 5 planes. We shoot down 3. How many planes does Iraq have left?”
And yes, I gave him a hard time for saying we would only shoot down 3 out of 5.
He’s the one who asked for, and got, my Nuke the Moon t-shirt.
Support the Lazy
Vote Democrat!
Real men couldn’t vote democrat.
Grow a pair and vote GOP.
Veeshir, how could we shoot down 5 Iraqi planes? I don’t think any of them actually made it off the ground!
Whadda’ya call a guy who never votes?……..
Always Right.
The actual answer is NONE, the other 2 flew to Iran.
hehe, that’s funny. way funnier than kerry will every be.
Hillary was finishing up a day as Senator for New York when the Devil suddenly appeared in her office and made her an offer…
“I am here to offer you a deal,” the Devil said. “I will give you unlimited wealth, even more power, and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents.”
Hillary pondered for a moment and then asked, “Unlimited wealth and power?”
“Absolutely unlimited,” the Devil asserted.
“A pandering media?” she asked.
“They’ll fall over themselves to support you, no matter what you say or do,” the Devil assured.
“And you want my soul, my family’s souls, and the souls of my constituents?” she asked.
“Yes. All of them,” the Devil answered.
Hillary was deep in thought for a moment, then finally spoke:
“So…what’s the catch?”
I’m sure you’ve heard this old chestnut:
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They’re up in heaven, and God’s sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.
“Al, what do you believe in?”
Al replies, “Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we’ll all die.”
God thinks for a second and says “Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left.”
God then addresses Bill. “Bill, what do you believe in?”
Bill replies, “Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people’s pain.”
God thinks for a second and says “Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right.”
God then address Hillary. “Hillary, what do you believe in?”
“I believe you’re in my chair.”
OK one more:
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.
“Kenneth.”
“And what is your question, Kenneth?”
“I have three questions: First – whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second – why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And, Third – whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?”
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, “Okay where were we? Oh, that’s right, question time. Who has a question?”
A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.
“Larry.”
“And what is your question, Larry?”
“I have five questions: First – whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second – why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third – whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? Fourth – why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And, Fifth – what happened to Kenneth?
Screen Name Game: “vote for change” = “Lee” – Hiya Lee.
Posted by: Logan
Hi Logan. “vote for change” isn’t me. I’ve never posted on this blog with a name other than Lee.
And you can believe that, because you KNOW Lee would never lie to you.
😉
Hey Jim, you have the power, don’t you? Go ask someone to look up the IP address, then post back here when you know the facts. Until then, why don’t you just tell us again how Iraq was a year away from a nuke in 2002?
Or maybe we could talk about the WMD’s that actually were found in Iraq. You know – the ones that Kerry, Hillary, Dean, etc. warned us about before we removed Saddam from power.
Somehow, Democrats never find that to be an interesting topic for conversation.
Geez, you guys sure are tough on an 8-year old. Especially after I gave him a hard time.