This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ showed that sequences of photos also bring on a great bunch of captions.
We had several captions all get the same number of votes for the 1 slot.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Codebanger) – ““Every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man…””
(Kenny Moore) – “Making America giggle again.”
(cathymv) – “What kind of plant makes you laugh??
face plant”
(Retired military) – “Hillary dodging sniper fire. Fails again.”
2) (Porkopolis) – “From MAGA to FAFO in a New York Minute”
3) (Rodney Graves) – “No sentient beings were harmed in the filming of this video.”
4)(Joe_Miller) – ““This is an emergency! Is there a stonemason on the train?””
5) (patriciamcc) – “The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
Oscar Wilde”
6) (RadiCalMan) – “You’ve got to face plant before you can crawl in shame!”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Mary Gehman) – ““Help!!! I’ve fallen and I can’t get Trump!!!””
Best DOGE:
(Retired military) – “Oh look an allegory of DOGE escaping the bloated beaurocracy.”
Best “Yuge and Bigly”:
(RockThisTown) – “MAGA was fast & she was furious.”
Best Banter Weight:
(Brian Brandt) – “So there I was, Babs . . . (takes a gulp of Chardonnay) . . . just minding my own business on the way home from my job at PBS . . . (another gulp) . . . when this troglodyte in a MAGA hat violently stood there, and just WAS in my face, violently. Did I say he was violently standing there in my face? My face! So . . . (downs glass of Chardonnay) . . . I had to defend myself from his violent standing. So I bravely accosted him. Unfortunately, I had several vodka martinis after work, and my balance was a little off.
Do you have any more of that Chardonnay?”
Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:
(McGeehee) – “♪ All along the subway platform
The MAGA was chased by the Weeble
The MAGA thought ’twas all in fun
Plop went the Weeble ♫”
Best “Trump’s Fault”:
(rodney dill) – “Frumpy Dumpy had a Trumpy Jump Fail
Frumpy Dumpy with a MAGA cap flail
All the DOGE sources and Signal Chat friends
Emoji laughed at the Frumpy Dump end”
Most Inappropriate:
(Tom Morrow) – “Where’s Daniel Penny when you need him?”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
