Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of March 18, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ is one of the last known photos where Putin is not separated from someone by a giant table/football field. Totally normal.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Joe_Miller) – “It’s always good to see Harvey Korman again.

(Rick Adams) – “I think a sternly worded letter is in order here.

2) (Paul Hooson) – “God: “If you kids don’t stop your fighting, I’m going to turn this world around!”.

(Mary Gehman) – ““It’s 5 o’clock somewhere…how ’bout a nice molotov cocktail…”

3) (Brian Brandt) – “Q: What’s the difference between a dollar and a ruble?
A: About a dollar.


(Dusty Pitts) – ““What do you call Putin in a kilt? PLAID VLAD!!! Hahahaha! Borscht Belt here I come!”

“I thought you were going to say ‘I kill me.'”

“No Vlad, that’s your job. Hahahaha!”

“Very funny. Have some Polonium.”

4)(Vagabond661) – “Where are their masks?

(Par4Course) – “Suits with ties and formal coats
Perfect fits
Putin on the Ritz.

5) (RockThisTown) – ““I’ll flip you for all the military equipment Joe left in Afghanistan.”

(guido81_MA) – “Update from the “Peace” negotiations – It takes a big man to admit when he was wrong. Unfortunately, Putin is barely only 5 foot 5 in high heels.

6) (Patrick_McHargue) – “(The music from Jaws can be heard faintly in the background)

(Burgess Shale) – “Putin finds someone shorter than himself to look down upon.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(cathymv) – “You KNOW Putin is watching Kamala crawl up onto the stage with her rainbow knee pads….

AND

(Retired military) – “Putin “Who do I have to blow to get these people to surrender?”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(ulley) – “Vladimir is that a war head on your missile or have you been circumcised.

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(Retired military) – “Putin “Pres Biden stated and I quote “Of course there will be no no fly zone in Ukraine. It would be silly for everyone to have to get new pants with no zippers”

Best Banter Weight:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Personally, I want Biden to come and kiss me on the lips every time I fill my tank … I liked to get kissed when I get screwed.

Best Truth is Stranger than Fiction:

(Rick Adams) – ““It is time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is every day.”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™
Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™