Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of April 10, 2020

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ continued our trend of over 300 posts per contest as we continue the lockdown. Happy Easter/Happy Passover and pray for our country.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (RockThisTown) – “‘Pardon me, do you have any grey mustard gas?’

(Brian Brandt) – “Man (Hands note to woman): This is a stick-up!
Woman: Oh, thank God! I thought you had the virus!

(yetanotherjohn) – “Sir, why can’t you be like the rest of us and just hold your nose while voting.

2) (RadiCalMan) – “This is my official Chicago Richard J. “Boss” Daley, vote early and vote often, suit!

(fustian24) – “It looks like Biden is going the full Dukakis!

(Mary Gehman) – “This is the way the world will end…not with a bang, but a wimp…

3) (Mike) – “The mask? Turns out my twin brother is the King of France!

(Paul Hooson) – ““So, you’re an 87 year woman who died from cancer in 1947? Ok, here’s your Democratic ballot…”.

(Joe_Miller) – ““I’m Joe Biden. Do you know where I left my gas mask?”

4)(retired military) – “Man “Hey did you see the sign on the liquor store next door. It said “Parents get your homeschooling survivor supplies here”

(Porkopolis) – “Voter Suppression Obsession

(rodney dill) – “Is this where I apply for the Beano test subject position?

5) (Daniel Drummond) – ““Beautiful plumage!”

(Harry Butts) – “I’m here to fulfill your Darth Vader fantasy.

(Par4Course) – “The library reopened with strict rules for patrons.

6) (DJD60_TX) – “Woman: I was told there would be no masks

(RockThisTown) – “The official Biden-Won’t-Be-Sniffing-My-Hair uniform.

(Rodney Graves) – “MOPP is a bit over the top…

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(EricSteel) – “Luke, I am your father.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(rodney dill) – ““Hillary Clinton’s gynecologist, I presume?”

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(retired military) – “Woman working at desk “Sorry Hillary you cannot go into the WH with a mask on. Even if you could I have strict orders that you personally are never allowed on WH grounds”

Best Banter Weight:

(Mary Gehman) – “The Bordello from Hell-o?

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(Paul Hooson) – ““Who in bald-headed Christ do I have to blow around here to vote for Andrew Yang and get my $1,000 bribe offer from him?”.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Special Social Distancing Edition 4.0
He Is Risen