This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ continued our trend of over 300 posts per contest as we continue the lockdown. Happy Easter/Happy Passover and pray for our country.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (RockThisTown) – “‘Pardon me, do you have any grey mustard gas?’”
(Brian Brandt) – “Man (Hands note to woman): This is a stick-up!
Woman: Oh, thank God! I thought you had the virus!”
(yetanotherjohn) – “Sir, why can’t you be like the rest of us and just hold your nose while voting.”
2) (RadiCalMan) – “This is my official Chicago Richard J. “Boss” Daley, vote early and vote often, suit!”
(fustian24) – “It looks like Biden is going the full Dukakis!”
(Mary Gehman) – “This is the way the world will end…not with a bang, but a wimp…”
3) (Mike) – “The mask? Turns out my twin brother is the King of France!”
(Paul Hooson) – ““So, you’re an 87 year woman who died from cancer in 1947? Ok, here’s your Democratic ballot…”.”
(Joe_Miller) – ““I’m Joe Biden. Do you know where I left my gas mask?””
4)(retired military) – “Man “Hey did you see the sign on the liquor store next door. It said “Parents get your homeschooling survivor supplies here””
(Porkopolis) – “Voter Suppression Obsession”
(rodney dill) – “Is this where I apply for the Beano test subject position?”
5) (Daniel Drummond) – ““Beautiful plumage!””
(Harry Butts) – “I’m here to fulfill your Darth Vader fantasy.”
(Par4Course) – “The library reopened with strict rules for patrons.”
6) (DJD60_TX) – “Woman: I was told there would be no masks”
(RockThisTown) – “The official Biden-Won’t-Be-Sniffing-My-Hair uniform.”
(Rodney Graves) – “MOPP is a bit over the top…”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(EricSteel) – “Luke, I am your father.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(rodney dill) – ““Hillary Clinton’s gynecologist, I presume?””
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(retired military) – “Woman working at desk “Sorry Hillary you cannot go into the WH with a mask on. Even if you could I have strict orders that you personally are never allowed on WH grounds””
Best Banter Weight:
(Mary Gehman) – “The Bordello from Hell-o?”
Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:
(Paul Hooson) – ““Who in bald-headed Christ do I have to blow around here to vote for Andrew Yang and get my $1,000 bribe offer from him?”.”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
