This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrated Tiger Wood’s fierce competitiveness by encouraging everyone here to come up with the most subtle, witty captions they could write….and immediately flush them in a knock down, drag out fight to the bottom. Let’s just say that everyone gets a Most Inappropriate trophy. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Mary Gehman) – ““OMG! It’s a glory hole in one!!!””
(Pretzel_Logic) – “Tiger is tree strokes off the mark.”
2) (Brian Brandt) – “Tiger woods – what an athlete. 18 holes in one day and still finds time for golf.”
(Rdm42) – ““The pine is now part of the #treetoo movement …””
3) (cathymv) – “Due to the whiteness in Golf, ESPN will be colorizing random fans in the background to show diversity in the crowd.”
(Retired military) – “Tiger “If you are wondering where the ball landed please refer to last week’s caption contest””
4) (yetanotherjohn) – “Tiger Woods career isn’t dead, he’s just pine-ing for the fjords.”
(Joe_Miller) – “Tiger demonstrates his impression of Obama playing golf.”
5) (Rick Adams) – ““It’s twue! It’s twue!””
(Olsoljer) – ““I heard Trump yell fore, anyone see where it………………………….OH! SHIT!””
6) (Paul Hooson) – “Lumber Jacking?”
(Kenny Moore) – “Privileged people of pallor deny assistance to oppressed minority in need of a mulligan.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(rodney dill) – “Later that day we find out that Dutch Elm disease is also an STD.”
Honorable Mention(s):
(RockThisTown) – “Everyone stand back. Elin may show up & start swinging.”
(RadiCalMan) – “This is surely an unusual way to mount a comeback.”
(Mike) – “It began to dawn on Tiger exactly why this was a par 38 hole.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
Every. Single. One. Of. You.
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(fustian24) – “They finally found a woman Tiger wouldn’t do.
She’s not President either.”
Best Banter Weight:
(TheyTukRJobz) – “Ball washers are the most dangerous part of golf – I nearly broke my leg falling off one.”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
