Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners July 8, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ inspired over 200 captions which means double winners for each position! I myself was inspired to start writing a Seussian book about Hillary and appreciate the assistance of everyone who posted items rhyming with my chosen word. There were way too many excellent captions to honor, so go read the rest of the entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (rodney dill) – “(DING) you are now free to moan about the country.

(yetanotherjohn) – “Apparently Bill is still saying goodbye to the stewardesses.

2) (Paul Hooson) – “CONAIR?

(Brian Brandt) – “Hill: Oh, pardon me, Mr. President.

Obama: Not necessary, my dear! Not necessary!

3) (Mary Gehman) – ““No, this plane does not make your ass look fat.”

(fustian24) – “Be sure and send somebody to recover the horse’s head from Comey’s bedroom.

4) (Vagabond661) – “Petty in Pink

(Rick Adams) – ““I’ve got blacks hating cops, gays hating Christians, Muslims hating everyone, nobody can figure out which restroom to use… my job is done!”

5) (RestlessLegs) – “Stairway to Hell.

(guido81_MA) – “Hillary, you really should have consulted me on private servers. I mean, have you ever seen my academic history leaked?

6) (914) – ““Yes my dear, we have perpetrated the biggest fraud ever in the history of mankind!”

(eddieg35) – “So, now that I had Loretta let you off the hook, you are promising to keep my idiotic immigration policies and continue to punish industry in the US, right? OK deal.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to David Robertson for

When Hillary is on board, the plane’s call sign is Broomstick One.

Here are two more great ones:

(Porkopolis) – ““Yoga Emails!?! Yeah right…fat-ass chance of that.”

(cathymv) – “Hillary: So how cool is it that the Dallas shooting is diverting the media away from Comey’s testimony.

Obama: I couldn’t have planned it better myself.

And one more for the road:
(Olsoljer) “Don’t worry about bad press, I’ve got some boys in place to handle that tonight, and we can further the agenda on gun control at the same time.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Harm Courtesy of the Clintons
Dallas Shooting and Gun Control