It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.” Bluto – Animal House
Armani models display the latest spring line of clothing
When the man on the right was asked to explain what jobs of his were taken, his response was
“Fool, cant you read. They took err jobs”
When asked what their last jobs were the protestors looked around confused as if they did not understand the question.
The latest IPHONE flash mob commercial did not go off as planned.
Wizbangblog poster Bob Armstrong (orange bandana) was asked to explain his 99-1 sign. His response, in a truthful moment, was “The odds that Chico will vote for Obama in 2012”
“What do we want?” “We’re not sure!!!”
“When do we want it?” “Now!!!”
In the third week of their general strike, members of the Professional Sign Writers’ Union are seen here picketting in Las Vegas.
One of the great tragedies in history. Steve Jobs dies before inventing the iSign, a highly customizable protest sign with spell check feature.
recommend changing “sign” to “medium” and drop “feature” and your in.
They took err jobs? The took all the Congress jobs?
Students of public school 187 are shown here working on their extra credit homework.
Berkeley just doesn’t provide the education they used to.
Refusing to eat their peas, the tribe of urbanorigines instead participated in a protest for whirled peas.
“…and I live in a van down by the river.”
Your Namebrand hat – $35
Your Jordan Tennis shoes – $200
your College education paid by your parents – $120k
Photo of you holding a sign protesting the rich and big business – Priceless.
“No man the M—— F—— took Steven Jobs.”
99 to 1: The odds he’s gonna get lucky tonight with Mr. OBEY.
Wouldn’t you know it? He can’t even spell OBIE correctly
All odds are 50-50, either something happens or it doesn’t. The odds against a sure thing, however, are 99 to 1.
The err apparent to running our country.
The new Bolshevik revolution was not nearly as sucessful as the original.
Life Lesson #1534: Never have Larry the Cable Guy make your protest signs.
The corner cleared in 5 minutes after it was announced the new iPhone 4S was on sale down the street.
Galty as charged
“They kept asking what our demands are. I was gonna write them out, but then I saved a ton of time when I found this“
Entry for Bob Armstrong and Chico in the Wizbangblog “show us a photo of your day job” contest.
Originally their signs said, “Will work for food.”
Then they realized that people would expect them to actually work.
Man out of photo was overheard “Hey you guys need to move your porsches and Mercedes. They are towing away illegally parked cars”
Man in orange bandana “Now taking bets against Obama getting reelected”
Smart Phone – $430
Designer T-Shirt – $42
Still not having a clue – Priceless
Never before have the incoherent accomplished less in pursuit of whatever the #%$* it is they want.
Oh, and one more thing. We demand a helicopter and one million dollars in a Swiss bank account.
There’s your problem. They can’t spell or do math.
Greedy people accusing others of greed.
Because young people are our future!
Shoon’t dat be ‘Futerr”
Quite so.
Or: Kwyte sew 🙂 It’z al fonetik 🙂
Protesters doing jobs Mexican Immigrants don’t want to do.
A masters degree in English Literature and this is the only job I could find.
They didn’t even let me write my own sign.
And they told me my PHD in Ebonics wouldn’t pay off. Ha!
Obama’s Greek columns finally find another communist venue.
Brains!!! Brains!!!! Must have Brains!!!!!
Jobs? A clearer case of “Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it” has never been seen.
When asked why they were there the protestors responded that their Business Administration professor was giving extra credit to those who participated.
Idiots demand the hands of decent people in order to bite them.
Never have so few, protested so much, for so few, with understanding so little.
Man in back “I hope this is over before Judge Judy comes on”
Sign behind Orange bandana’s head.
WILL SELL YOU DOPE FOR YOUR FOOD STAMPS.
Proof that illegal drugs are bad for you.
“Never, never, never, never give up… Oh, look shiny…”
To err is human, to worship Obama divine.
To err is human, to suckle the teat divine.
National Night Out – Basement Edition