It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning enties. The contest is now closed.
Every morning his staff has learned to be invisible – as Obama reads his daily approval polls.
Obama: “Hey security, whatcha really think about my ending, Don’t Ask – Don’t Tell?”
Lifestyles of the rich and functionally illiterate..
“Hmmmm… I only have a Jack and an Eight…. HIT ME!”
“Guys, I think I need a new cover ID for when I troll Wizbang. This Bob Armstrong handle has about run its course.”
Every morning, Indifference is displayed by the White House staff… as Obama takes all the time he needs to read and understand his day’s instructions.
The world can wait… as Obama reads his AttackWatch morning brief.
“It now says in amendment 44, that a Commander in Chief with 33% or less job approval, 14% real unemployment and no clue, may declare martial law and stay in office, until such time as he deems necessary to improve his golf handicap…
I Win again!”
The world can wait… as Obama reads his morning Wizbang Blog.
. o O {Not a teleprompter… it has a keyboard… Not a teleprompter… it has a keyboard…}
“#%$@& Facebook changes….”
“Hey fellas, how do you zoom in so I can see my approval ratings?”
You know, the more I watch the Obama campaign the better I understand the “jobs saved” argument. Right here, we have Obama working hard to save his job and four others.
Obama reviews his next press conference comments as the interns send in SELL orders to their brokers.
Fellow Comrads, with the excellent advice of my good friend Hugo Chavez, I have decide to save the country the expense of an election and ordain my self as King Hussein…
What the hell is Olaf’s Hammer?
Lee Ward tries yet again to comment on Wizbang.
“Okay, guys. The Clinton-Scandal-Management-Handbook says to start shredding everything. Good thing I’ve already got a head-start on the Constitution.”
Hang on while I update my status here. Does anyone know a cute emoticon for “Toast”?
“Ha! With this ugly old hippy queen’s photo, they’ll never guess I am really Bob Armstrong!”
“So why can’t I just push a button and have the big screen come up like in the movies? C’mon, guys – I’m the President!”
And now, Mr TOTUS, I will tell you what to say.
“Gosh, a green company that makes cricket manure to power school busses. I could buy it for Joe Biden if he promises to shut up until after the election.”
“Wow, look at that, my hand is bigger than that Asian guy’s face.”
“I hafta get a new bridge in the next photo -this spoils my classy image”
Now who am I gonna pick for the World Series?
I wonder if I could force card check on the GOP?
Whoa, that wasn’t a intercontinental railroad those Chinese dudes built for us, was it?
I wonder if I can get Netflix streamed on my TOTUS?
Somewhere there has to be a burger joint that’ll deliver burgers and fries in plain brown bags to the White House….
In an attempt to gain favor with labor unions, President Obama has allowed his staff to unionize. Now, the President works while the members of his staff stand around and do nothing.
“Dear attackwatch, Michelle said I was snotty this morning, and Biden just looked at me funny…..fix it!”
In a just universe
Obama “Thank you for calling the Chicago welfare office, may I help you?”
Obama “Drats, the evil sorcerer killed me again”
Obama “My guild members in World of Warcraft voted me the worst guild leader
in the game. I wanted to share all their loot with the rest of the server”
Obama thought bubble “Do I want to play the X’s or the O’s this time?”
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Obama “To the director of CBS. I am informing you of my intent to file suit
against your show survivor. My being voted off the island was obviously due
to the racism
Obama thought bubble “3 years on Facebook and stil no friends”
Obama thought bubble “I wish Tony Weiner would tweet me again, I miss him”
Obama “Hey who deleted my link to the Goatsex picture”
Dear Castro
What do I do next?
XOXOXOXO
BHO
Hey guys, I just found this great comedy website called Attackwatch.com. It’s hilarious.
Can I even order Heinz 50 ketchup online?
Obama “Hey, get Sid Meyers on the phone. His totalitarian model seems to work a lot better in Civilization, than mine is doing in Washington.
Obama outgoing email
“Dear Spongebob,
Just call them racists,
Thanks for all the hard work.
Barrack”
“Who is this Dill guy? Does he have civil service protection or can I just boot him?”
SHG
I’m keeping track of who likes this one…..
Be right there. Gotta make sure that my “Blind Trust” stock trade just went through.
The real reason America is going broke
Obama “Hey guys look at this. This guy in Nigeria, my homey, wants my help in getting $28 million out of the country. He said he will even give me half. What a deal!!!!”
POTUS posting on wikinothing.
CNTL + H
Replace: We the people
With: I
Baraks approval numbers have dropped to unprecedented levels among bodyguards..
Ha ha ha, ho ho ho and a couple of lah de dahs.. That’s how he wastes our time and pay in the merry old land of OZ
The SCOAMF is seen here attempting to write a speech, and failing.
I was totally stoked for huge Oktoberfest boobies for this week’s contest! Granted, there is a huge boob posted here, but……I’m soooo disappointed!
Where will you be when your economic policies take full effect?