Weekend Caption Contest™

20 Comments

1. Jeff at Alphecca September 12, 2003

   Your in for a good time, Honey…
2. Tom September 12, 2003

   The latest Microsoft input devices features Plug and Play, and allows you to stream your data directly to Word or Excel.
3. Tiger September 12, 2003

   French obedience school for poodles now teaches abandonment survival skills to pupils.
4. Timmer September 12, 2003

   Is it really fairplay to sneak into Frank J.’s computer and steal his “Me time.” files?
5. Norbizness September 12, 2003

   All Your Toilets Are Belong To Us!
6. Susie September 13, 2003

   France’s latest export: the combination facial/bidet.
7. Stevie September 13, 2003

   “Would you like to see my alien baby?”

   “What?”

   “Well, there’s a baby-changing station in here. How can this not be a crib?”
8. Jeff at Alphecca September 13, 2003

   Oops! My bad spelling, that should have been:

   You’re in for a good time…
9. Laurence Simon September 13, 2003

   After engaging in rough gay animal-sex while wearing the Dow Chemical Bodycondom Suit, remember to vomit up any swallowed platypus semen into the nearest plumbing recepticle.
10. Fritz September 13, 2003

    In 2075, France makes another attempt to introduce “superior personal hygiene” to America when they introduce advertising mascot Bridgette Bidet.
11. Harvey Olson September 13, 2003

    This is why I don’t click links in porn spam.
12. Ted September 13, 2003

    Jenelle demonstrates the only French contribution to the International Space Station.
13. Ted September 13, 2003

    Silly American, we French pronounce ‘drinking fountain’ as ‘bih-day’
14. JessicaMiniluv September 14, 2003

    HomeDepot if Trekkies ruled the world.
15. J September 14, 2003

    And this is where they’ll find my agent’s head once I’m done with this gig…
16. J September 14, 2003

    FutureMom explains to her in-vitro son where all his siblings went…
17. Tatterdemalian September 14, 2003

    “And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for… it is our pleasure to introduce MISTER HANKY AND HIS DANCING HANKY SKANKS!”
18. michele September 14, 2003

    What one sees in the bathroom after a night of drinking Absinthe with malt liquor chasers.
19. Jay Reding September 14, 2003

    People of Earth take me to your…. BLAAARCH!
20. ola troll February 10, 2004

    I asked: Where would you like the money shot?