It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Hey Yank, you want bro job?
Me love you long time.
Only two dolla.
Weiner: “No, Mr. Sheen is not available right now, please leave your name and number, heh heh… heh heh…”
“I’m changing my first name to Harry.”
Another shameless, coke-head, shit-hook, pervert democrat.
But I repeat myself.
Woman ” I would call you a big prick but I saw the picture”
Woman “You are a dirty, low down, perverted, no good scumbag, predatory, scroundrel who has the morals of a dog in heat”
Weiner “Hey I am a democrat. What did you expect?”
Stick a fork in him, he’s done.
DRUDGEBREAKING: Pr0n star turns on Weiner. developing…
“You want my name? It’s Bobbit. Still want my number?”
Weiner’s withdrawal.
You’ll never guess what’s holding this door open!
Excuse me mister, your fly is unzipped.
Lady: Excuse me mister, your fly is unzipped.
Weiner: You like what you see? I can send you a picture? Whats your email?
I know you! You were on that show with Drew Cary!
“You’re not getting off so easy!”
“I beg to differ…”
“Former Rep. Weiner Scolded in Public by New Boss; told to stop playing with himself in stockroom”
“The jiggity is up, Mister.”
Lady: “You’re a lying perverted worm”
Weiner: “A worm? Don’t make fun of the size of my unit, be-atch”
Anthony Weiner at his new job. Thought balloon over his head – She’s not leaving this store until she’s bought two Samsung Galaxy smartphones and friended me or my name isn’t “Big” Anthony Weiner.
You rook rike nice man, not fair God give you Pinnochio nose and Chinese weiner
Art W talks to Rep Weiner about his resignation.
Sorry about the page not available on my facebook account. Do you want to join my twitter group?
Huma tells Lil’ Anthony that she has his balls in a lockbox in her desk.
Hen Peckered!!
An angry woman stops Weiner before he can come inside…
Mr. Weiner smiled … until he found out the woman’s last name is Bobbit, hired by Huma Abedin to perform a late-term circumcision.
She: Say, aren’t you that Congressman who sent pictures of his pecker all over Twitter?
He: I am.
She: You ought to be hung.
He: I am.
Weiner thought bubble:
“And all this because I pushed one little button incorrectly.”
Some men undress you with their eyes. Anthony Weiner visualizes them in 140 characters.
Video killed the weiner boy star
Flashpants
You never flash your peanuts, when your sitting at the keyboard, there’ll be time enough for jail bait, when the Kool aids gone.
Weiner? I don’t even know her.
Weiner, Weiner, Chicken dinner.
Weiner: “Oh, Sex sting… Nevermind, I thought you said sexting.”
14:57
14:58
14:59
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Oh, sing it with me..
‘I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, that is what I truly want to be,. For if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, dummycrats would be in love with me.”
Is it o.k. if I Twitter all over your Facebook ?
The new Fed Ex spokesman man was met with disdain after delivering his package all over town.
Tina S to Congressman Weiner:
“Why did you pull out? You’re one of the best congressmen we have. I swoon every time I replay one of your attack dog floor speeches,
Shame on you for quitting!”
Screaming fan takes picture of a whining Weinie with her finger camera!
“That’s him, Officer! That’s the man!”
Weiner thinks “have I got a pic for you…heh”
I told you I wanted KETCHUP on my hotdog, you weiner!
Tina S to Congressman Weiner:
It doesn’t suprise me you quit. I new you could never last long!
My husband Maury Povich says several women want to confront you on his next paternity testing show…..”Anthony Weiner – YOU ARE THE FATHER!”
It’s Weiner, ma’m, not Wanker.
Asian lady:
“I have nice piercing studio next door. Make you good price on Prince Albert!”
“That’s him officer, only he had grey underwear on his head.”
MY Wiener has a First Name, it is A-N-t-H-O-N-Y.