It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“You Sir, are living proof that HAVING one and BEING one aren’t the same thing!”
Move over “wellstoned!” You’ve just been “weinered!”
Woman “say my name BITCH”
Here’s a weiner all oiled up and no place to go.
Little Tony better be careful unless he wants to get more of a poke than what he was looking for.
Wang meets Weiner.
“You’re FIRED!”
“You lose job, you still pay rent! No excuses WEINER!”
“I’m sorry Ma’am. It’s after midnight-I just powered down the Slurpy Machine.”
Having done his ATM business, the soon to be unemployed Weiner is counseled by yet another irate constituent… You can see the lightbulb come on, and read his thoughts:
ATMs, Unemployment, and WTF… is Obama on to something?
Hey… maybe I can become an ATM repairman!
Rep. Weiner excoriated by neighborhood women for sending excessive “junk” mail.
The Perp grimaces and thinks:
“This is not the publicity I wanted”
Next time you reave my waitress tip big as you nose… not you ding-a-ring!
After being rebuked in public… yet again; Weiner smiles, and holds his retort: “Lady if you only knew, I just got hired by this bank’s IT department!”
“Okay. I won’t drop by again. But I can’t believe that Mr. Sheen thinks I’m bad for his image.”
Poor Weiner… he can’t even get his foot in the door, as the financing of his great YFrog business plan meets bank rejection once again!
The Moment of Truth:
Huma catches her Hubby just leaving the bank… after cleaning out their accounts.
Remember, you tweet with the equipment you have, not the equipment you’d like to have had.
Instead of Anthony, he probably should have been named “Ima”…
Chinese Sparrow to Rep Weiner:
Go ahead… go in and get money, or I spill our pillow talk about Secretary Clinton’s Libyan activity.
Please, take your weiner and GO HOME!
Hey look, it’s a Weiner with Ears!!!!
Hey! You’re Congressman Weiner! I recognize you from your picture…..sort of.
All your weiner are belong to us.
WOMAN: Frank ly Senator Weiner, I saw your junk, it looked like a penis, only smaller.
New York Post: “Weiner Trips On Dick Pics”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.