Apparently, Osama been fappin’ …
A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by
the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials
said on Friday.
The pornography recovered in bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad,
Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is
fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the
discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.
The officials said they were not yet sure precisely where in the
compound the pornography was discovered or who had been viewing it.
Specifically, the officials said they did not know if bin Laden himself
had acquired or viewed the materials.
“It’s not my stash officer! I swear!” Whatever.
Cut off from civilization, no Internet or phone or cable connectivity, and three wives — yet the man still has an “extensive” collection of adult entertainment. Hopefully involving only humans.
I guess it’s all about priorities.