Nobel Peace Prize laureate Barack Obama ordered Cheney’s assassination squad to murder Osama bin Laden in cold blood, based on intelligence gathered through a combination of illegal torture of unlawfully detained civilians and warrantless wiretapping of private communications.
Anything I left out? Why are the Democrats celebrating? Doesn’t this make Obama a war criminal, just like Bush? What am I missing here?
(Don’t get me wrong. I’m as pleased as anyone that Osama has assumed room temperature. I just want to make sure that I don’t say the wrong thing if Joe Biden or Nancy Pelosi shows up on TV wearing an “I ♥ Waterboarding” t-shirt.)
